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Trollers, often known simply as Trolls or by the alternate name Vandals, are members an evil denomination of User who have the ability to perform Spam, a type of black magic move used only by dark witches and the like. Trollers are often fought by legitimate Users and severely reprimanded by the higher ranks of Sysop, Bureaucrat, and Patroller; so far, none have majorly succeeded. The ruler of the Trollers was often thought to be Peachycakes until Willy (during his Willy on Wheels days) seemingly took over the throne; however, it is perhaps most likely that they are ruled by a separate, more evil entity who creates them from behind the scenes and may never be stopped.