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Toadbert101 woke up one day. Sunlight beamed in through his window,and birds were chirping. Toadbert changed from his Fufu Mr.Cuddly Poops pyjamas,to his green overalls,blue shirts,shoes,gloves and a green hat. He yawned and made some breakfast,which was Graveyard Cereal,teh grain that pwnz. He was halfway done when someone burst through the door. "Hello?" Toadbert called. "Just me,Toadbert" said the voice. Toadbert looked,it was 3dejong. "Choo doin' here? I was just eating your crummy ceareal. And for the record,baking soda does not taste good. Even if it does say "baking"". Toadbert said. "How should I have known?" 3D replied "Anyways,theres a meeting at Sysop Tower. Steve want's everyone there. Even the noobs" "WHY YOU-" Toadbert started saying,but was interupted by a loud crack. "What was that?" Toadbert asked. "Aww,Steve just whips something to let everyone know he wants them there NOW. I just though I would tell you that anyway. Uh-oh!" 3D explained. "What? Don't tell me you put vinegar in that cereal too. My stomach's feeling a little shaky..." "No! We're late!". Toadbert spit out the cereal he had just put in his mouth. "Aww,crud! What could we do to get there?" Toadbert said,panicking.

Toadbert and 3D were the last ones to arrive, and tried to act like nothing happened. "Well,there you are!" Someone shouted. The two looked, and it was Steve. The blue-bowser look-a-like seemed upset. So did all the sysops and users, which eyed them all angrilly. "Heehee,yeah,funny story really,you see" Toadbert tried to explain but Steve cut him off. "We've all been waiting half an hour for you!". "But sir!"3D said"We had to walk the whole way here! Toadbert woud'nt even be here if it weren't for me!" "ENOUGH!" Steve shouted."We can begin now. Now as you all know,something strange is happening here in our wiki. Something very strange. Something so wierd it would make you-" "Get on with it already!" Someone shouted. "Er..yes. Something strange. Wierd holes are appearing in various places. We have currently sent our smiley scientists to investigate them,but,well,Dumb has bit Angry on the head and now they are fighting. So we don't have any other leads on the holes. We will currently send an administrator in to investigate them. Just though you should all know. Good day."

A couple of hours had passed since the meeting,and the users of the Mario Wiki were in The Users only! diner. No admins were allowed in but Steve was. Toadbert,Bean,Dry Bones,Toa Waluigi,Knife,3D,Wayoshi,Plumber,Pokemon DP,Lario,Purple Yoshi,1337 Yoshi and Master Crash were sitting at a small circular table. It was quite crowded. They all drank Graveyard, and were discussing the holes. "Why would they send an admin in? What if something happens?" Bean asked. "Maybe waffles will save them!" Plumber piped. "Aww,be quiet."3D said. "You know what?" 1337 Yoshi siad. "I don't wanna sit here while our leaders could be in danger! I'm going to act!" "Hey yeah!" Toadbert said. Pokemon DP said"Yeah,we should. We're not helpless." "But what if someone sees us?" Master Crash asked. "Oh well!" Purple Yoshi said. "Tommorow,the act beings" Wayoshi said. The gang watched as Yellow yoshi,Saudy,RAP and Xzelion approached the hole. Suddenly,a two figures came into view. One was Master Crash,the was...Master Crash!!?? The two Mr.L's came towards the horrified admins. The admins ran away. Suddenly,one of the Crashes,whiped off hiis mask,and changed into green overalls and a blue shirt. "isn't it strange that we both look alike when we dress the same,Crash?" Toadbert said. The 13 users walked up to the hole. It seemed to be making noise somewhere,color aslo seemed to be at the end of the tunnel. "So,who's first?" Plumber said. "Well,lets all go at once" Wayoshi said. And with that 1337 Yoshi went in,followed by,Plumber,Wayoshi,Purple Yoshi,Lario,Pokemon DP,3D,Knife,Dry Bones,Toadbert,Bean and finally Master Crash. They fell untiil they landed on something solid,but soft. As they landed,they flew in the air a little and flew through the glowing floor. After that they flew through a tunnel whose walls were lined yellow and pink,until they hit the end of the tunnel. Time:The future. "AHHHHHHH!" Everyone was yelling until the landed on the ground. They all go up and looked around. "We are we?" Knife asked. "It looks like some robot city" Toa Waluigi said. "AHHH! GUYS! LOOK!" Bean shouted. She was pointing at a sign,which read: MarioWiki:50th anniversary. "We're in the future!" 3D said. "I wonder where our future selves are." Plumber said. "Lets go inside!" Dry Bones said. They walked up to the main gate. "Wow! They did a complete overhaul!" Lario said. "Yeah! They've got a personal HTML codeifier now!" 1337 said. Master Crash walked up to the codefier. He put his glove on the hand scanner. He put his mask-covered eye in the eye scanner. ACCESS DENIED the computer siad. "Master! What did you do?" Toadbert asked. "Nothing!" He replied. A alarm sounded. Soon a dark blue yoshi waering something that they could call yellow vision goggles. He also had yellow boots. "Who are you? What do you want?" The yoshi said. "Hey Xzelion! Where'd you get the boots? And the goggles?" Master Crash said. "Who? Xzelion?" The yoshi said. "I used to be called that. I'm now Xrulon. Only the spammers still think I'm Xzelion" And with that,he whipped out a lazer gun. "Woah!"Toadbert said."It's us X!" "How do I know that?"Xrulon said. "You could be spammers taking on someone" "They can do that?"3D asked. "Yes. Now follow us!" Xrulon said. Someone who looked like Lemmy Koopa but with robot arms,a glowing yoshi and a person in snow white robes appeared. "JAZZ,Sun Yoshi,Strangy. We've got intruders. We've go to take them to Steve." The gang would've like to have a chance to look around thier new city,if they weren't scared out of thier wits that they were going to be deleted from thom it. After a winding pathway,they came to a very tall,sleek,tower. The doors opened automaticlly when they got close. "This must be Sysop Tower" Dry Bones said. The futureistic administrators put them in a elevator. Where they went up. Very,very fast. When it stopped everyone flew in the air a little ways. The elevator doors opened to Steve's Room. It looked the same as it did in the users present time. The admins forced them upto a desk. Behind it was a chair. It spund around to reveal Steve. He looked terrible. His normally red hair was graying. His water blue skin was now a nasty shade of dark blue. He had many wrinkles, and now his eyes looked bloodshot. "They're all yours Steve." Xrulon siad. "Uhhh,thanks." Steve grunted. "So,you say you're Master Crash,Toadbert101,Dry Bones,Bean,Purple Yoshi,Plumber,3dejong,Lario,Wayoshi,Pokemon DP and Knife?". "Uuuhhhhh,yeah" Lario said. "Those names have not been used for years. Why are you calling your self that?" "Because thats our names!" Bean said. "Wait a minute. I've just opened your current account files here."Steve mumbled on."You look at lot like a bunch of users here used to." "THATS BECAUSE WE ARE THE USERS HERE! WERE FROM THE PAST!" Everyone bellowed. "Eh? Your in my bad ear." Steve said. "THATS BECAUSE WE ARE THE USERS HERE! WERE FROM THE PAST!" Everyone bellowed again. "Ah.: STeve said. "You believe us?" Plumber asked. "Well,not quite."Steve replied. He clapped his hands. A lie detector kit fell fromm the cieling and landed with a crash. He walked over and hooked Wayoshi to it. "So your from the past ,eh?" Steve asked. "Yes." Wayo replied. *ding* "Hmmm,you arent or were trolls or vandals?" "No." *bzzt*. "HA!" Steve shouted. "Well,I was once a troll,but I'm done now." *ding* Hmm..I guess I'll have to let you go." They had barely left Sysop Tower when the sky went red and black clouds rolled in. Instantly,JAZZ and Zrulon ran out of ST as well. "An attack!" JAZZ yelped. "Lets go!" And he and Xrulon ran off. "Maybe we oughta follew em?" Toadbert asked,and everyone ran off,leaving him beihnd. "Ok then..." He murmered. He quickly caught up with the users who had been sneaking on RAP and Xzelion in the present, and were now sneaking up on the same people in the future.

Ohhh,exciting! Cliff hanger! An attack! What will happen? By Toadbert101.