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*Veno Galius's first job was a coal miner. There were no survivors. | *Veno Galius's first job was a coal miner. There were no survivors. | ||
*MacGyver can make a bomb out of Q-tips and a bottle of Gatorade, but Veno Galius can head-butt him through a steel wall and take it. | *MacGyver can make a bomb out of Q-tips and a bottle of Gatorade, but Veno Galius can head-butt him through a steel wall and take it. | ||
- | *Veno Galius | + | *When Veno Galius jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide. |
*Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1VGHb (1 Veno Galius Headbutt). | *Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1VGHb (1 Veno Galius Headbutt). | ||
*He who laughs last laughs best. He who laughs at Veno Galius... dies. | *He who laughs last laughs best. He who laughs at Veno Galius... dies. | ||
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*Veno Galius once used a Shoryuken on a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes. | *Veno Galius once used a Shoryuken on a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes. | ||
*When Veno Galius does division, there are no remainders. | *When Veno Galius does division, there are no remainders. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius once won a game of chess after losing his king. | ||
*The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Veno Galius in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off. | *The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Veno Galius in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off. | ||
*4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Veno Galius as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths. | *4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Veno Galius as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths. | ||
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*In the medical community, people call death "Veno Galius Disease." | *In the medical community, people call death "Veno Galius Disease." | ||
*Veno Galius drinks lava to quell his heartburn. | *Veno Galius drinks lava to quell his heartburn. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius doesn't laugh in the face of death. He finds nothing amusing about his reflection. | ||
*Veno Galius can unscramble an egg. | *Veno Galius can unscramble an egg. | ||
*The word "Kill" was invented by Veno Galius. Other words include "die", "badass", and "arpeggio". | *The word "Kill" was invented by Veno Galius. Other words include "die", "badass", and "arpeggio". | ||
*If Veno Galius wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you. | *If Veno Galius wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you. | ||
*Veno Galius once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. | *Veno Galius once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius can shoot you with a knife. | ||
+ | *Economies do not have recessions. Veno Galius demands discounts. | ||
*Veno Galius has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota. | *Veno Galius has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota. | ||
*Slayer originally planned to write about Veno Galius in their song "Angel of Death," but they went with Josef Mengele instead. It is also reported that Mengele died in an unnatural drowning incident, as if swiftly dragged into the depths of the sea. | *Slayer originally planned to write about Veno Galius in their song "Angel of Death," but they went with Josef Mengele instead. It is also reported that Mengele died in an unnatural drowning incident, as if swiftly dragged into the depths of the sea. | ||
*Veno Galius once headbutted a salesman. Over the phone. | *Veno Galius once headbutted a salesman. Over the phone. | ||
*Veno Galius knows the last digit of pi. | *Veno Galius knows the last digit of pi. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius can fold a piece of paper eight times. ...Just kidding; he can fold it as many times as he wants. | ||
*When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Veno Galius. | *When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Veno Galius. | ||
*Veno Galius once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower. | *Veno Galius once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower. | ||
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*Veno Galius doesn't sleep. He waits. | *Veno Galius doesn't sleep. He waits. | ||
*If you have five dollars and Veno Galius has five dollars, Veno Galius has more money than you. | *If you have five dollars and Veno Galius has five dollars, Veno Galius has more money than you. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius can lift a chair that he's sitting on. | ||
*Veno Galius can kill two stones with one bird. | *Veno Galius can kill two stones with one bird. | ||
*When Veno Galius spits watermelon seeds, he puts a rail gun to shame. | *When Veno Galius spits watermelon seeds, he puts a rail gun to shame. | ||
*Veno Galius can split the atom. With his fists. | *Veno Galius can split the atom. With his fists. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius doesn't go hunting, as hunting infers the possibility of failure. Veno Galius goes killing. | ||
*Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Veno Galius. | *Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Veno Galius. | ||
*The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Veno Galius played in second grade. | *The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Veno Galius played in second grade. | ||
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*When Veno Galius does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. | *When Veno Galius does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. | ||
*If a head-butt from Veno Galius somehow missed you, the wind from it would tear out your spleen. | *If a head-butt from Veno Galius somehow missed you, the wind from it would tear out your spleen. | ||
+ | *Planets don't experience Ice Ages. Veno Galius demands slurpies. | ||
*Veno Galius can beat the Sun at a staring contest. | *Veno Galius can beat the Sun at a staring contest. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius can beat Endless Melee in Super Smash Bros. Melee. | ||
*Veno Galius can play "One" by Metallica in the key of H. | *Veno Galius can play "One" by Metallica in the key of H. | ||
*Veno Galius, [[Abyss]], and [[Rapi]] walked into an Arena RPG. It was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in a single RPG like the Arena. | *Veno Galius, [[Abyss]], and [[Rapi]] walked into an Arena RPG. It was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in a single RPG like the Arena. | ||
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*Contrary to popular belief, Veno Galius is VERY kid-friendly. Just not with your kids. | *Contrary to popular belief, Veno Galius is VERY kid-friendly. Just not with your kids. | ||
*Veno Galius can use a TV remote to mute a jet engine. | *Veno Galius can use a TV remote to mute a jet engine. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius can punch a cyclops right between the eyes. | ||
*When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Veno Galius. | *When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Veno Galius. | ||
*Veno Galius enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your intestines and makes a balloon animal out of them. Then he cracks your skull open with a tank for not complimenting him on his balloon animal. | *Veno Galius enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your intestines and makes a balloon animal out of them. Then he cracks your skull open with a tank for not complimenting him on his balloon animal. | ||
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*Veno Galius was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattlesnake died. | *Veno Galius was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattlesnake died. | ||
*Veno Galius can make onions cry. | *Veno Galius can make onions cry. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you ever tasted. | ||
*It takes 14 puppeteers to make a Veno Galius puppet smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage. | *It takes 14 puppeteers to make a Veno Galius puppet smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage. | ||
*Veno Galius once ate an entire jug of sleeping pills. They made him blink. | *Veno Galius once ate an entire jug of sleeping pills. They made him blink. | ||
*Faster than a speeding Toa with a Kakama... more powerful than a Kardas Dragon... able to leap from planet to planet in a single bound... Yes, these are some of Veno Galius's warm-up exercises. | *Faster than a speeding Toa with a Kakama... more powerful than a Kardas Dragon... able to leap from planet to planet in a single bound... Yes, these are some of Veno Galius's warm-up exercises. | ||
- | *Veno Galius sued Sonic the Hedgehog for copyright infringement, because "Speed" is | + | *Veno Galius sued Sonic the Hedgehog for copyright infringement, because "Speed" is HIS game. |
*Veno Galius doesn't get haircuts; he karate chops his hair. The only thing that can cut Veno Galius is Veno Galius. | *Veno Galius doesn't get haircuts; he karate chops his hair. The only thing that can cut Veno Galius is Veno Galius. | ||
*Veno Galius can believe it's not butter. | *Veno Galius can believe it's not butter. | ||
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*Veno Galius doesn't go on the internet- he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. | *Veno Galius doesn't go on the internet- he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. | ||
*In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Veno Galius could use to kill you, including the room itself. | *In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Veno Galius could use to kill you, including the room itself. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius can make a stop sign say "Go". | ||
*Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day, but give a man anything better than a fish, and Veno Galius will beat his ass and take it. | *Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day, but give a man anything better than a fish, and Veno Galius will beat his ass and take it. | ||
*Veno Galius stared Death in the eyes. Death backed down. | *Veno Galius stared Death in the eyes. Death backed down. | ||
*Veno Galius doesn't have a Twitter or a Tumblr. He is already following you. | *Veno Galius doesn't have a Twitter or a Tumblr. He is already following you. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius's car once ran out of gas. The car knew better than to stop going. | ||
*Veno Galius built the Stairway to Heaven... and the Highway to Hell, and Route 66, and the Panama Canal... | *Veno Galius built the Stairway to Heaven... and the Highway to Hell, and Route 66, and the Panama Canal... | ||
*It is said that looking into Veno Galius's eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a faster-than-light headbutt to the face. | *It is said that looking into Veno Galius's eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a faster-than-light headbutt to the face. | ||
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*Human cloning is outlawed because if Veno Galius were cloned, then it would be possible for a Veno Galius head-butt to meet another Veno Galius head-butt. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe. | *Human cloning is outlawed because if Veno Galius were cloned, then it would be possible for a Veno Galius head-butt to meet another Veno Galius head-butt. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe. | ||
*When you say "Nobody's Perfect," Veno Galius takes this as a personal insult. | *When you say "Nobody's Perfect," Veno Galius takes this as a personal insult. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius can fold airplanes into paper. | ||
*What was going through the minds of most of Veno Galius's victims before they died? His face. | *What was going through the minds of most of Veno Galius's victims before they died? His face. | ||
*Veno Galius has never watched Rambo; he hates chick flicks. | *Veno Galius has never watched Rambo; he hates chick flicks. | ||
+ | *Veno Galius can rub two fires together and make a stick. | ||
*Veno Galius can tie your hands behind your back with his hands tied behind his back. | *Veno Galius can tie your hands behind your back with his hands tied behind his back. | ||
*Veno Galius once ordered a steak in the restaurant. The steak did what it was told. | *Veno Galius once ordered a steak in the restaurant. The steak did what it was told. |
Current revision as of 10:05, 21 May 2015
Contents |
About Veno Galius
Veno Galius is member #1037 of MoD, joining the site on Nov. 23, 2004. He first joined as Toa fhqwhgads (and received many compliments on the name as well), and other aliases he went by were Stinkoman, Invader Zim, and Peter Griffin. He made his 3,000th post on Oct. 22, 2006 (wishing he could've done something more than make a post in Ultimate_War). Common things done by Veno are MoCing, headbutting, elbowing people's heads open (a technique of Tony Jaa's), playing the Ultimate War: Ruins of Combat (previous link), bashing Hilary Duff, and chatting on MSN with other dedicated MoDers. He spends most of his time in the RPG, MoCs, Creative Outlet, and Everything Else forums.
Veno's other interests:
Music
- Genre: Heavy Metal, Industrial, Hard Rock, Videogame remixes, some techno, and parodies
- Band(s): System of a Down, Metallica, Nightwish, Slayer, Pantera, Children of Bodom, Cradle of Filth, Shadows Fall, Trivium, Dragonforce, Dimmu Borgir, Arch Enemy, All That Remains, Killswitch Engage, Dethklok, Lamb of God, Rammstein, Rage Against the Machine, Psychostick
- Top 10 favorite songs (Of Veno Galius, the member):
- Slayer - "Angel of Death"
- Shadows Fall - "Those who Cannot Speak"
- Cradle of Filth - "Queen of Winter, Throned"
- Dragonforce - "Through the Fire and Flames"
- Dimmu Borgir - "Allegiance"
- Children of Bodom - "Hate me!"
- All That Remains - "Six"
- Trivium - "When All Light Dies"
- Arch Enemy - "Blood on your Hands"
- Lamb of God - "Walk with me in H***"
- Classic Top 10 (Of Veno Galius, the RPG character):
- System of a Down - "Soldier Side"
- Rammstein - "Feuer Frei!"
- Nobuo Uematsu - "One Winged Angel (Advent Children)"
- Metallica - "Enter Sandman"
- Dethklok - "Thunderhorse"
- Nightwish - "Planet H***"
- Pantera - "Cowboys from H***"
- Killswitch Engage - "When Darkness Falls"
- Rob Zombie - "Super Beast"
- Rage Against the Machine - "Guerilla Radio"
T.V. Shows
- Celebrity Deathmatch (The old ones, mostly- the new stuff is a little weird, but not that bad)
- Family Guy
- Avatar: The Last Airbender
- Invader Zim
- Metalocalypse
Video Games
- Super Smash Bros: Melee
- Earthbound
- Super Mario Bros. 2 (All Star version)
- Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
- Starcraft: Brood War
Veno in the MoD Manga Comics
- Name: Veno Young
- Age: 15
- Picture: Click here.
- Warrior Type: Jiro Warrior
- Rank: Journeyman (Close to becoming a Genine)
- Personality: At one moment, I'm comparable to Lewa in seriousness level, in a way that I'm very fun loving and care free- the next, I'm comparable to Zaktan. I tend to be extremely violent when I'm like Zaktan, but that's just a force of habit. Otherwise, I'm a great guy to have around at gigs and stuff. There's one thing I really love: Sarcasm. I have tons of it- trust me. I also tend to be a little arrogant when in a bad mood.
- Extra quirks/accessories: A major expert in Kung-Fu arts and a fan of Heavy Metal (Many types of metal, not just Death Metal, like Dethklok, Rob Zombie, etc.) music (which is rumored to even power me up). I know how to disable Jitsu spells, crack people's heads open without a weapon, and I make a great assisting teammate.
- Side: Good
- Power: (Nothing elemental)
- Bio/History (3rd person perspective): Veno Young: A very interesting man. When you first meet him, you will not know ANYTHING about his personality. It's like his appearance almost is a barrier around his soul. He's been through a lot more than you think, but you don't want to know about it all- trust me.
- What I WILL tell you, though, is that Veno is currently wanted by various people everywhere for assault on a Feminazi activist group during a scheduled protest they held, insisting that "They have better things to do than to go about the cities murdering and shrieking about us men, like getting valuable jobs and such." He has been wanted for aroud 2 years now.
Veno in the MoD Community Comics
Veno Galius, only appearing initially as a guest in the ever popular fad of the MoD Community Comics, has developled into a more involved character in the story. Currently fighting Linduki, he even experienced a change in armor. See that change by clicking here.
List of Comics Veno has made:
- 43: The New Guy
- 51: Sha-BAM!!!
- 54: "So how'd you end up here in the first place, Veno?"
- 55: "Now, what do you see here?"
- 60: "Great... Not again."
- 63: "I kind of expected more, but..."
- 66: Torment in Disguise
- 72: Return of BiDrake?!
- 74: Too Easy
- 75: Delicious!
- 78: @&$#!
- 84: Bloody Halls to the Final Showdown
- 87: Exit (Part II: The Showdown)
"Is that a human in the Bionicle universe?!" (Veno Galius in RPGs)
This is Veno's profile for the Ultimate War: Long Live the Evil Power.
- Name: Veno Galius
- Picture: (Sprite Sheet somewhere above)
- Race: Human
- Primary Attribute: Kicking Ass (Strength)
- Main Element: Chaos
- Secondary Element: Water
- Preferred Weapon: Nothing
- Starting Weapon: Nothing
- Special Attacks:
- Destructive Guitar Solo *Veno Galius uses his guitar and picks a guitar solo from any song he knows (or just makes up his own). Random effects can take place, but it's usually mass destruction in the area.*
- System of a Trance *Veno cannot trigger this on his own- Any music by System of a Down is the trigger. Playing System of a Down around him puts him in a trance for the length of the chosen tune. Depending on the song, it can be really helpful to his allies, or devastating to the whole area. "Soldier Side" has the most powerful effects.*
- Insanity Rush *This is what happens when you anger Veno so much that his rage gage bursts into pieces. I'll go that far in its description as of now. Go ahead- piss him off enough to blow his rage gage to bits. This is what you'll get.*
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Theme Tune: "Soldier Side" by System of a Down
- Character Background: Veno's history is too awesome to be revealed at this time. It shall be given by him or someone else throughout the RPG's time.
Veno Galius has by far one of the most intriguing back-stories so far seen in MoD RPG history. Most of his past is revealed through the actual RPGing instead of being stuck in the profile info (A big part due to the fact that it's cooler revealed that way- the rest due to Veno (the member) being too lazy to just type it all in himself). In the first Ultimate War, created by Vahiki, Toa of Time, he started out as evil. "Well Veno, how did you end up Good all the sudden? LOL" See for yourself. It's on page 5 or 6 somewhere. Anyway, even though the only RPGs he's been in were The Ultimate War, Empires of Light and Shadow, Empires at War II, The Ultimate War: Ruins of Combat, and The Ultimate War: Long Live the Evil Power, he holds his title as one of the most ferocious, badass, powerful, and overall awesome characters in the MoD RPG universe. He has stuck through "The Ultimate War: Ruins of Combat" for the entire time it has been active. Since time, Veno has claimed the title of the first Shadow Wielder to use his powers for good.
In general, Veno Galius is mostly portrayed as partly an 'Anti-hero.' Though he fights along side the Forces of Good, most of his attitude comes from traditional villain aspects, and at times he believes what villains say about life to be true- very improbable of a normal hero. In fact, his heroism is so mixed with villain attitudes that he takes time to refer to himself as "better at being a villain than any of (whoever he's facing, apart from Abyss)." He was never known for heavily emphasizing such heroic values as compassion, mercy, team work, peace (especially not peace), love (even more especially not love), and the 'Power of Light.' However, he is overflowing with other elements such as sarcasm, satire, battle, and pure awesomeness. Veno's a mean son-of-a-b**** (literally, too) and doesn't take trash from anyone. Fortunately, as time passes, it's getting much harder to get on Veno's bad side (a technique which Abyss seems to be too good at). However, unfortunately, the consequences of doing so are much, MUCH worse. Usually he retorts unruly comments to him with some of his own, but for others he resorts to mild, partially-friendly violence. Apart from his social flaws, he is an alright guy to hang with, especially if you need a bodyguard (unless that's the only reason you want to be his friend, in which case he'll kick your ass).
Here are some major highlights of his struggle through the War for the Universe (Ultimate War II).
- Page 1: Landing on Tarsonis. First battle fought between his forces and those of the General (played by Abyss).
- Page 15: First Insanity Rush seen. Character Adonis nearly pwned in the process. Ended on page 17.
- Page 23: MSN gatherings for UW begin. Emily Gates joins the fray to harass people.
- Page 34: Black and Red mist, that of the Evil Power, turns Veno to the evil alliance. This lasts for 5 more pages.
- Page 39: Veno rendered unconscious, power source and heart, the Jewel of Hades, stolen.
- Page 49: Veno's consciousness regained, Jewel of Hades taken back in the least dramatic way possible.
- Page 54: Giygas reveals himself as the Evil Power that corrupted Veno Galius, and is almost pwned by Korona (and absorbed into the Devil's Machine) 2 pages later.
- Page 58: Korona does the impossible, destroying the 'indestructable' Devil's Machine used to contain the might of Giygas.
- Around Page 62: Brogen earns his '15 minutes' of being 'more powerful*' than Veno, then is ended in a Kamikaze attack from Rapi, Toa Balancer of Elements, on page 67.
- Page 64: Abyss reveals himself, in the core of his own planet, then gives an awesome monologue on page 66.
- Page 74: Battle for 天, and for the good of the universe, begins.
- Page 82: Giygas is obliterated by a Kamikaze from Balancer Mastram. The Ultimate War: Ruins of Combat ends after around 5 months.
- * "More powerful" in this context means "exactly as powerful as," since it's nearly impossible for Brogen to exceed Veno's power by simple self-modifications. It takes a lot more. :p
Veno's Other RPG characters
Ultimate War/Empires at War Timeline
- Jiphoshraton (Jeff)
- Pitario 'Pit' Sakurius
- Emily Gates
- Vopahu, Toa of Salvation
- Deimos Oohvatau (Rare)
- Turaga Rustilla (NPC)
- Venus Decorincendia
LOST/Apocalypse Timeline
- Joseph Young
- Qetal (NPC)
- Lohwe
- Übel (NPC)
Trivia
- The Ultimate War: Ruins of Combat is the biggest plot-based RPG, biggest RPG in general, and biggest topic on MoD all together. It has ended on November 10th, 2006, with a new MoD record of 82 pages and 2,848 replies. Now, top that! :p (UPDATE: Has been topped by Ultimate War IV: War of the Universes, with 85 pages and more than 2900 posts)
- Veno Galius is the first (if not only) human introduced to the MoD universe that made it big in the RPGs.
- Veno Galius was once said to be the 'Chuck Norris of the Bionicle universe.' See below as to why.
- Veno's first MoC Contest was one to see who could make the Best MoC Duo. It was actually quite successful, though he was still in his newbie years. Najnin, Toa of Inferno, and Takua Nuva (Both old members) won this contest- Najnin for Evil, Takua Nuva for Good.
Veno Galius Facts
(Or Chuck Norris rips)
- Guns don't kill people. Veno Galius kills people.
- Veno Galius can slam a revolving door.
- Veno Galius counted to infinity. Twice.
- Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Veno Galius does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
- Some people wear Kopaka Nuva pajamas. Kopaka Nuva wears Veno Galius pajamas.
- Veno Galius can bring dinosaurs back to life. Nobody notices because he kills them all seconds later.
- Veno Galius got his Space Pilot's license at the age of 16. Seconds.
- When Veno Galius was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Veno Galius.
- Someone once tried to tell Veno Galius that a headbutt wasn't the best way to damage someone in battle. This was marked by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
- Veno Galius can shoot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and shouting "BANG!".
- Veno Galius can win a game of Tic-Tac-Toe in 2 moves.
- Police label anyone attacking Veno Galius as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
- We have nothing to fear except fear itself. Fear has nothing to fear except Veno Galius.
- Veno Galius's first job was a coal miner. There were no survivors.
- MacGyver can make a bomb out of Q-tips and a bottle of Gatorade, but Veno Galius can head-butt him through a steel wall and take it.
- When Veno Galius jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
- Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1VGHb (1 Veno Galius Headbutt).
- He who laughs last laughs best. He who laughs at Veno Galius... dies.
- Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." Wrong- Veno Galius can and has changed the laws of physics. With his forehead
- Up to this day, Veno Galius is the only human being who can literally email a headbutt to the face.
- In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Veno Galius, because Veno Galius killed that man.
- When Veno Galius was denied an Ultimate Cheeseburger at Jack in the Box because it was closing time, he headbutted the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
- Some people like eating frog legs. Veno Galius likes eating lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
- Space travel was invented to have a safer way of fleeing from Veno Galius. Not to be outdone, Veno Galius invented the space disaster.
- Veno Galius doesn't shower. He only takes bloodbaths.
- Veno Galius can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What the hell was that?!"
- If tapped, a Veno Galius headbutt could power North America for an hour.
- Veno Galius headbutts don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
- Metal band In Flames has to pay royalties to Veno Galius because "Man Made God" is the name of Veno Galius's autobiography.
- Veno Galius doesn't step on toes. Veno Galius steps on necks.
- Veno Galius doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
- Veno Galius likes to fry ants with a magnifying glass. At night.
- According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Veno Galius can actually headbutt you yesterday.
- It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Veno Galius headbutt.
- Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Veno Galius needs toothpicks.
- Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Veno Galius glare will liquefy your kidneys.
- Veno Galius once used a Shoryuken on a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.
- When Veno Galius does division, there are no remainders.
- Veno Galius once won a game of chess after losing his king.
- The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Veno Galius in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
- 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Veno Galius as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
- There are only two types of people in the world: People that suck, and Veno Galius.
- Veno Galius never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
- Veno Galius once got into a gun fight, and the gun lost.
- In the medical community, people call death "Veno Galius Disease."
- Veno Galius drinks lava to quell his heartburn.
- Veno Galius doesn't laugh in the face of death. He finds nothing amusing about his reflection.
- Veno Galius can unscramble an egg.
- The word "Kill" was invented by Veno Galius. Other words include "die", "badass", and "arpeggio".
- If Veno Galius wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
- Veno Galius once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
- Veno Galius can shoot you with a knife.
- Economies do not have recessions. Veno Galius demands discounts.
- Veno Galius has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
- Slayer originally planned to write about Veno Galius in their song "Angel of Death," but they went with Josef Mengele instead. It is also reported that Mengele died in an unnatural drowning incident, as if swiftly dragged into the depths of the sea.
- Veno Galius once headbutted a salesman. Over the phone.
- Veno Galius knows the last digit of pi.
- Veno Galius can fold a piece of paper eight times. ...Just kidding; he can fold it as many times as he wants.
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Veno Galius.
- Veno Galius once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.
- The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Veno Galius didn't kill you in your sleep.
- Veno Galius has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
- Veno Galius puts the laughter in manslaughter.
- Veno Galius doesn't sleep. He waits.
- If you have five dollars and Veno Galius has five dollars, Veno Galius has more money than you.
- Veno Galius can lift a chair that he's sitting on.
- Veno Galius can kill two stones with one bird.
- When Veno Galius spits watermelon seeds, he puts a rail gun to shame.
- Veno Galius can split the atom. With his fists.
- Veno Galius doesn't go hunting, as hunting infers the possibility of failure. Veno Galius goes killing.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Veno Galius.
- The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Veno Galius played in second grade.
- Veno Galius was approached by a Hilary Duff fan group in the midst of the road. There were no survivors.
- When Veno Galius does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
- If a head-butt from Veno Galius somehow missed you, the wind from it would tear out your spleen.
- Planets don't experience Ice Ages. Veno Galius demands slurpies.
- Veno Galius can beat the Sun at a staring contest.
- Veno Galius can beat Endless Melee in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
- Veno Galius can play "One" by Metallica in the key of H.
- Veno Galius, Abyss, and Rapi walked into an Arena RPG. It was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in a single RPG like the Arena.
- Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Veno Galius wanted his nickname back.
- Veno Galius is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Veno Galius doesn't call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
- Contrary to popular belief, Veno Galius is VERY kid-friendly. Just not with your kids.
- Veno Galius can use a TV remote to mute a jet engine.
- Veno Galius can punch a cyclops right between the eyes.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Veno Galius.
- Veno Galius enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your intestines and makes a balloon animal out of them. Then he cracks your skull open with a tank for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
- Veno Galius will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
- Veno Galius was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattlesnake died.
- Veno Galius can make onions cry.
- Veno Galius can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you ever tasted.
- It takes 14 puppeteers to make a Veno Galius puppet smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
- Veno Galius once ate an entire jug of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
- Faster than a speeding Toa with a Kakama... more powerful than a Kardas Dragon... able to leap from planet to planet in a single bound... Yes, these are some of Veno Galius's warm-up exercises.
- Veno Galius sued Sonic the Hedgehog for copyright infringement, because "Speed" is HIS game.
- Veno Galius doesn't get haircuts; he karate chops his hair. The only thing that can cut Veno Galius is Veno Galius.
- Veno Galius can believe it's not butter.
- Veno Galius originally appeared in the "Super Smash Bros. 3000" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to start and end a zero-to-death combo on his own. When asked bout this "glitch," Galius laughed and replied, "That's no glitch."
- Veno Galius crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
- If you work in an office with Veno Galius, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
- Veno Galius doesn't wear a watch- HE decides what time it is.
- Veno Galius invented the forward and back slash punctuation marks while he was using Brogen as a punching bag.
- Some people say Veno Galius is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
- In a battle between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Veno Galius.
- Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Veno Galius elbowed her into a glacier.
- Veno Galius invented black. In fact, he invented every color on the spectrum of light... except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- Veno Galius doesn't go on the internet- he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Veno Galius could use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Veno Galius can make a stop sign say "Go".
- Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day, but give a man anything better than a fish, and Veno Galius will beat his ass and take it.
- Veno Galius stared Death in the eyes. Death backed down.
- Veno Galius doesn't have a Twitter or a Tumblr. He is already following you.
- Veno Galius's car once ran out of gas. The car knew better than to stop going.
- Veno Galius built the Stairway to Heaven... and the Highway to Hell, and Route 66, and the Panama Canal...
- It is said that looking into Veno Galius's eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a faster-than-light headbutt to the face.
- When Veno Galius crosses the road, cars look both ways.
- Whoever said "only the good die young" probably had Veno Galius in their 5th grade class.
- There used to be a street named after Veno Galius, but it was soon changed because nobody crosses Veno Galius and lives.
- Light wishes it was as fast as Veno Galius.
- Mr. T pities the foo'. Chuck Norris rips the foo's head off. Veno Galius tears the foo's body in half.
- Veno Galius can play a guitar solo with a triangle.
- When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Veno Galius halloween costume he made the night before the atomic bomb was developed.
- Human cloning is outlawed because if Veno Galius were cloned, then it would be possible for a Veno Galius head-butt to meet another Veno Galius head-butt. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
- When you say "Nobody's Perfect," Veno Galius takes this as a personal insult.
- Veno Galius can fold airplanes into paper.
- What was going through the minds of most of Veno Galius's victims before they died? His face.
- Veno Galius has never watched Rambo; he hates chick flicks.
- Veno Galius can rub two fires together and make a stick.
- Veno Galius can tie your hands behind your back with his hands tied behind his back.
- Veno Galius once ordered a steak in the restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
- We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Veno Galius.
- Veno Galius doesn't have an ESC button on his keyboard. There is no escape.
- Count from 1 to 5. Veno Galius would spend that much time killing you... 657 times.
- (Submitted by Biocore)'Veno fell asleep one day during his 4 rapidly quick school years. The teacher yelled at him that day, but Veno took the words and stuffed them back down his throat. That teacher doesn't speak anymore.
- (ALSO Submitted by Biocore) One day, Jezzak tried to run at Veno Galius speed. They still haven't found his brain.
- (ALSO Submitted by Biocore) If you want to find an answer to an un-answerable question, you have two options: Understand the universe, OR Write "Veno Galius" as the answer.
- (ALSO Submitted by Biocore) Veno Galius-The very name spreads confusion to the greatest minds of the universe, because they just HAVE to figure him out sooner or later.
- (ALSO Submitted by Biocore) One day, Veno Galius walked onto a busy sidewalk. By the end of the day, Veno Galius walked off the sidewalk.
- (Submitted by Aegis) Veno Galius has people talk in third person ON HIS BEHALF.
- (Submitted by Rapi) Veno Galius is missing only one title: Physical being with the most numerous deaths. That title goes to Rapi.
- (ALSO Submitted by Rapi) Sonic can't be outrun by anyone... except Veno Galius... in his sleep.
- (ALSO Submitted by Rapi) Veno Galius told President Obama where Osama Bin Laden was hiding.
- (ALSO Submitted by Rapi) Veno Galius, Mr. T and Chuck Norris walked into a bar. Only Veno Galius survived the awesomeness.
- (ALSO Submitted by Rapi) Veno Galius once bit off more then he could chew; he ate it anyway, along with the plate, knife, and fork.
- (ALSO Submitted by Rapi) Veno Galius is ALWAYS behind U in the alphabet, so watch your back.
- (Submitted by Vahiki) Veno Galius has a field of physics to his own.
- (Submitted by Brogen) If you look up power in the dictionary it says: "See Veno Galius."
- (ALSO Submitted by Brogen) If the answer to all life is 42, then the question must be this: "How many different types of pizza toppings does Veno Galius like?"
- (ALSO Submitted by Brogen) Veno Galius doesn't practice fighting with anyone, because nobody else is foolish enough to challenge Veno Galius. What does he do, then? He runs fast enough so he can fight himself on an hourly basis.
- (ALSO Submitted by Brogen) Ever wonder why some old computers with internet don't run too fast? It's because they're busy computing the awesomeness of Veno Galius.
- (ALSO Submitted by Brogen) When most humans are born, they look more like chimps than humans. When Veno Galius was born, he looked more like Mata Nui than a human.
- (ALSO Submitted by Brogen) "It's impossible for a negative number to have a square root. It is also impossible to fit Veno Galius in a square with a root." Only Veno Galius knows how this statement makes sense.
- (Submitted by Abyss) Veno Galius was once arm wrestling with Mata-nui, but he accidently broke Mata-nui's arm. The resounding crack from his elbow breaking is what we now call The Big Bang.
- (ALSO Submitted by Abyss) Why did the wizard do it? Because Veno Galius told him to.
- (ALSO Submitted by Abyss) It's said that Veno Galius' skin would make the best armor if a scientist could study it, but every instrument breaks when trying to take samples.
- (ALSO Submitted by Abyss) Bullets dodge Veno Galius.
- (ALSO Submitted by Abyss) Veno Galius can find the square root of a negative number.
- (ALSO Submitted by Abyss) Veno Galius is a very hard song on Guitar Hero II.
- (Submitted by Zanarh) Veno Galius played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- (ALSO Submitted by Zanarh) You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Veno Galius will find and kill you.