Scripts
From Mk
I'll be putting some scripts I no longer use here:
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mIRC
Coin flipping script
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/* | MK's coin flipping script. Use /coin to activate yourself, or have others use ^coin | */
/* | This first part is the alias: | */
/* | | */
alias coin {
if ($nick == $null) { var %coinnick $me }
else { var %coinnick $nick }
var %coinrand $rand(1,6001)
if ((%coinrand >= 1) && (%coinrand <= 3000)) { msg $chan %coinnick flips a coin! Heads! }
elseif ((%coinrand >= 3001) && (%coinrand <= 6000)) { msg $chan %coinnick flips a coin! Tails! }
else { msg $chan %coinnick flips a coin...and it landed on its edge. o_O }
}
/* | | */
/* | This second part is the trigger for the alias: | */
/* | | */
on *:text:^coin:#:{ coin }
/* | | */
/* | End of coin flipping script | */
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Dice rolling script
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/* | MK's di(c)e rolling script. Use /roll to activate yourself, or have others use ^roll #x d #y | */
/* | This first part is the alias: | */
/* | | */
alias roll {
if ($nick == $null) { set %rollnick $me }
else { var %rollnick $nick }
if ($1 == help) {
notice %rollnick Syntax: ^roll �x� d �y�; �x� is the number of dice to roll; �y� is the number of sizes on each die; between 1 and 50.
halt
}
elseif (($2 != d) || ($3 == $null)) {
msg $chan %rollnick $+ , you somehow managed to screw up a fairly simple script. Type �^roll �help�� for help.
}
elseif (($calc($1) > 0) && ($calc($1) < 51) && ($2 == d) && ($calc($3) > 0) && ($calc($3) < 51)) {
if ($calc($1) == 1) { msg $chan %rollnick rolled a d $+ $3 and got a $rand(1,$calc($3)) $+ ! | unset %roll* | halt }
var %roll $calc($calc($1) - 1)
var %rollout %rollnick rolled $1 d $+ $3 $+ 's and got
var %rolltotal1 0
var %rolltotal2 0
:1
if (%roll == 0) {
var %rollrand $rand(1,$calc($3))
var %rolltotal1 $calc(%rolltotal + %rollrand)
var %rolltotal2 $calc(%rolltotal2 + $calc($3))
var %rollout %rollout $+ � and %rollrand $+ ! (Total: %rolltotal1 out of a possible %rolltotal2 $+ )
}
else {
var %rollrand $rand(1,$calc($3))
var %rolltotal $calc(%rolltotal + %rollrand)
var %rolltotal2 $calc(%rolltotal2 + $calc($3))
var %rollout %rollout $+ � %rollrand $+ ,
var %roll
goto 1
}
:2
msg $chan %rollout
}
else { msg $chan Sorry %rollnick $+ ; please use natural numbers between 1 and 50. }
}
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/* | This second part is the trigger for the alias: | */
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on *:text:^roll *:#:{ roll $2- }
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/* | End of dice rolling script | */
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Large Hadron Collider countdown
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/* | MK's LHC countdown script. Use /lhc to activate yourself, or have others use ^lhc | */
/* | This first part is the alias: | */
/* | | */
alias lhc {
var %lhc_current $ctime($date $time)
var %lhc_circulate $ctime(2008 September 10 03:35:00)
var %lhc_collision $ctime(2008 October 10 00:00:00)
var %lhc_dif1 $calc(%lhc_circulate - %lhc_current)
var %lhc_dif2 $calc(%lhc_collision - %lhc_current)
if (%lhc_dif1 < 0) {
var %lhc_dif1 $remove(%lhc_dif1,-)
var %lhc_neg1 1
}
if (%lhc_dif2 < 0) {
var %lhc_dif2 $remove(%lhc_dif2,-)
var %lhc_neg2 1
}
var %lhc_date1 $iif(%lhc_neg1,began,will begin) circulating protons $datecon($duration(%lhc_dif1)) $iif(%lhc_neg1,ago,from now)
var %lhc_date2 $iif(%lhc_neg2,began,will begin) collisions $datecon($duration(%lhc_dif2)) $iif(%lhc_neg2,ago,from now)
msg $chan The Large Hadron Collider %lhc_date1 and %lhc_date2 $+ .
}
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/* | This second part is an alias to be used as an identifier to fix mIRC's ugly date format | */
/* | | */
alias datecon {
var %tmp $replace($1-,wk,$chr(32) $+ week,day,$chr(32) $+ day,hr,$chr(32) $+ hour,min,$chr(32) $+ minute,sec,$chr(32) $+ second)
return %tmp
}
/* | | */
/* | This third part is the trigger for the alias: | */
/* | | */
on *:text:^lhc:#:{ lhc }
/* | | */
/* | End of LHC countdown script | */
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