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var %lhc_neg2 1 | var %lhc_neg2 1 | ||
} | } | ||
- | + | var %lhc_date1 $iif(%lhc_neg1,began,will begin) circulating protons $datecon($duration(%lhc_dif1)) $iif(%lhc_neg1,ago,from now) | |
+ | var %lhc_date2 $iif(%lhc_neg2,began,will begin) collisions $datecon($duration(%lhc_dif2)) $iif(%lhc_neg2,ago,from now) | ||
+ | msg $chan The Large Hadron Collider %lhc_date1 and %lhc_date2 $+ . | ||
} | } | ||
+ | |||
/* | | */ | /* | | */ | ||
/* | This second part is the trigger for the alias: | */ | /* | This second part is the trigger for the alias: | */ | ||
+ | /* | | */ | ||
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+ | alias datecon { | ||
+ | var %tmp = $replace($1-,wk,$chr(32) $+ week,day,$chr(32) $+ day,hr,$chr(32) $+ hour,min,$chr(32) $+ minute,sec,$chr(32) $+ second) | ||
+ | return %tmp | ||
+ | } | ||
+ | |||
+ | /* | | */ | ||
+ | /* | This third part is the trigger for the alias: | */ | ||
/* | | */ | /* | | */ | ||
Revision as of 23:36, 12 September 2008
I'll be putting some scripts I no longer use here:
Contents |
mIRC
Coin flipping script
/* +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ */ /* | MK's coin flipping script. Use /coin to activate yourself, or have others use ^coin | */ /* | This first part is the alias: | */ /* | | */ alias coin { if ($nick == $null) { var %coinnick $me } else { var %coinnick $nick } var %coinrand $rand(1,6001) if ((%coinrand >= 1) && (%coinrand <= 3000)) { msg $chan %coinnick flips a coin! Heads! } elseif ((%coinrand >= 3001) && (%coinrand <= 6000)) { msg $chan %coinnick flips a coin! Tails! } else { msg $chan %coinnick flips a coin...and it landed on its edge. o_O } } /* | | */ /* | This second part is the trigger for the alias: | */ /* | | */ on *:text:^coin:#:{ coin } /* | | */ /* | End of coin flipping script | */ /* +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ */
Dice rolling script
/* +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ */ /* | MK's di(c)e rolling script. Use /roll to activate yourself, or have others use ^roll #x d #y | */ /* | This first part is the alias: | */ /* | | */ alias roll { if ($nick == $null) { set %rollnick $me } else { var %rollnick $nick } if ($1 == help) { notice %rollnick Syntax: ^roll �x� d �y�; �x� is the number of dice to roll; �y� is the number of sizes on each die; between 1 and 50. halt } elseif (($2 != d) || ($3 == $null)) { msg $chan %rollnick $+ , you somehow managed to screw up a fairly simple script. Type �^roll �help�� for help. } elseif (($calc($1) > 0) && ($calc($1) < 51) && ($2 == d) && ($calc($3) > 0) && ($calc($3) < 51)) { if ($calc($1) == 1) { msg $chan %rollnick rolled a d $+ $3 and got a $rand(1,$calc($3)) $+ ! | unset %roll* | halt } var %roll $calc($calc($1) - 1) var %rollout %rollnick rolled $1 d $+ $3 $+ 's and got var %rolltotal1 0 var %rolltotal2 0 :1 if (%roll == 0) { var %rollrand $rand(1,$calc($3)) var %rolltotal1 $calc(%rolltotal + %rollrand) var %rolltotal2 $calc(%rolltotal2 + $calc($3)) var %rollout %rollout $+ � and %rollrand $+ ! (Total: %rolltotal1 out of a possible %rolltotal2 $+ ) } else { var %rollrand $rand(1,$calc($3)) var %rolltotal $calc(%rolltotal + %rollrand) var %rolltotal2 $calc(%rolltotal2 + $calc($3)) var %rollout %rollout $+ � %rollrand $+ , var %roll goto 1 } :2 msg $chan %rollout } else { msg $chan Sorry %rollnick $+ ; please use natural numbers between 1 and 50. } } /* | | */ /* | This second part is the trigger for the alias: | */ /* | | */ on *:text:^roll *:#:{ roll $2- } /* | | */ /* | End of dice rolling script | */ /* +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ */
Large Hadron Collider countdown
/* +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ */ /* | MK's LHC countdown script. Activates on Use /coin to activate yourself, or have others use ^coin | */ /* | This first part is the alias: | */ /* | | */ alias lhc { var %lhc_current $ctime($date $time) var %lhc_circulate $ctime(2008 September 10 03:35:00) var %lhc_collision $ctime(2008 October 10 00:00:00) var %lhc_dif1 $calc(%lhc_circulate - %lhc_current) var %lhc_dif2 $calc(%lhc_collision - %lhc_current) if (%lhc_dif1 < 0) { var %lhc_dif1 $remove(%lhc_dif1,-) var %lhc_neg1 1 } if (%lhc_dif2 < 0) { var %lhc_dif2 $remove(%lhc_dif2,-) var %lhc_neg2 1 } var %lhc_date1 $iif(%lhc_neg1,began,will begin) circulating protons $datecon($duration(%lhc_dif1)) $iif(%lhc_neg1,ago,from now) var %lhc_date2 $iif(%lhc_neg2,began,will begin) collisions $datecon($duration(%lhc_dif2)) $iif(%lhc_neg2,ago,from now) msg $chan The Large Hadron Collider %lhc_date1 and %lhc_date2 $+ . } /* | | */ /* | This second part is the trigger for the alias: | */ /* | | */ alias datecon { var %tmp = $replace($1-,wk,$chr(32) $+ week,day,$chr(32) $+ day,hr,$chr(32) $+ hour,min,$chr(32) $+ minute,sec,$chr(32) $+ second) return %tmp } /* | | */ /* | This third part is the trigger for the alias: | */ /* | | */ on *:text:^lhc:#:{ lhc } /* | | */ /* | End of LHC countdown script | */ /* +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ */