Ralphie (Ralphie Rivera)
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Ralphie is Andy's best friend who refers to himself in the third person as "The Baddest Muddafuckin Nigger there ever was" despite his lack of african descent and street cred. Ralphie enjoys fucking his own father while high on Dust-off and smothered in mustard, which he refers to as his "father-fucking secret sauce."