Wubbie

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Wubbie is Andy's fat dog. Wubbie is universally considered to be smarter and more attractive than Andy, and to have more acceptable grooming habits and a more agreeable body odor. Wubbie also never appeared on Maury crying like a little bitch because noone believes he's how old he says he is and he gets carded every time he buys his cancer sticks.