Eddie

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Eddie, hard at work at her station

Eddie is a 16 year old girl. She was a member of the worst emo band ever called "The Knives' Cuts." A reluctant decision on her part. She goes to MHS and kicks hardcore ass with her awesome 5 characters.

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MHS

Eddie has been at MHS ever since sometime in 2006. Yes, the details are rather hazy, but no one really cares when. She has five characters.


Ryoko Taylor ~ 16, 10

Lucas Reed ~ 16, 10

Abigail Anderson ~ 15, 9

Emerald Nightstar ~ 16, 10

Eddie Hawke ~ 16, 10


Music Career

The Band Logo

Eddie is a former member of the group, The Knives' Cut. She was reluctant to join the group, but was persuaded with promises of money. Unfortunately, since there didn't end up being money because the band's first and only song She doesn't love me anymore so I'm in a fiery hole in hell because of my internet heartache.

The song bombed on the charts. Actually, it never really made it to the charts, or TV, or anything really decent for that matter. It was on the radio once, as requested by the lead singer, who called up and begged for his song to be played. While most other stations rejected the calls of the obviously crazy emo man, one reluctantly accepted. A week later, the radio station was off the air for promoting such retarded music.

Unimpressed by the uber emo lyrics and overall shitness of the band, Eddie decided to quit because nothing was going on. When later finding out that lead singer and creator of the band was attempting a solo album, The Lonely Lonliness Eddie merely laughed and said " Holisnap, shit is gonna make people want to amputate their ears of, both to stop the horrible sound reaching them and to drown out the pain of his music with their own created pain."

The Arc of Jesus 2.0

Eddie had a dormant power known as Jesus 2.0, meaning that the young 16 year old Australian girl actually has the power of Jesus, but better, as it is 2.0.

This power was discovered one day when Eddie was online, and recieving multiple PM's from unpopular MHS member and The Knives' Cut base player Granom. She used her abilities to send him the feeling of being kicked in the groin. While Eddie herself was overjoyed about what she did, she later found out that Granom was never injured by this move. It didn't take a genius to figure out why.

The Unofficial Jesus 2.0 Banner

Since that day, Eddie has only used her powers when she found it to either be the right time, or when she was put in the position where she could be mean to certain people.


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