Mazohyst

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Also known as Mazo, Mazzy, Mazzy, and few other nicknames, Mazohyst is an internet hate machine. Part robot, part jaguar, part seaking, part shark pancher, he is who you wanted to be when you grew up when you were a child.

Biography

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And Id like to take a minute just sit right there

Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised

On the playground where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys said were up in no good

Started making trouble in my neighbourhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket

I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass

Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,

Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the

Licenseplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

Rise to Infamy

Though he was the most awesome person ever at birth not everyone knew of his awesomeness. Mazohyst wanted to spread his greatness to others so he decided to do something drastic. At three months old he roundhoused Chuck Norris and snapped Bear Grylls neck. Bear Grylls did not survive and Chuck Norris was well...it cannot be described. Of course, the general audience didn't like this too much and to avoid a massive riot that would probably destroy the universe and whatnot the FBI and other dudes erased the memories of almost everyone.

To avoid being captured he moved to somewhere.