Luke Targett
From Lulz Logic
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Why Do I Want To Be Like Luke Targett
You don't. Full stop. Unless you get sexual enjoyment from being a large stump of fail, then follow the rules of "Being Luke Targett"
Sexbox Live
Luke has just recently been able to access xbox live after months of hard sweaty toil over his bastard router. After years of pro single player gaming and the occasional system link at the mega-grebs house luyke has now became a Halo-Whore (t3h b3st at t3h g4m3z0r 1n t3h w0rld)
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People Luke Targett Considers 'Friends'
- Ya Mam
- You
- Master Chief
- Teh Arbiter
- Jamie Underwood
- Conner's Crack
- everyone and anyone that gives him cat treats
- That guy
- Craig Sparrow (Short arse) [[1]]
lemurs or cats??
Luke disguinshes himself as part cat part lemur with a little pissy bit of human in him. His love for cats and lemurs excels all powers in the universe and is over 9000!
So Why Make A Wiki On Such A Fail
Why? Because I'm bored, and I thought I'd christen this wiki with his fail, feel free to edit it if you must.
How Am I Spelling That?
It's Luke Targett not Target, Taget, Tagget, Targgett.. or what else you fags can think of, nope it's really easy
- L for Luke Targett
- U for Underwood loves Luke Targett
- K for K, we get it now, it's Luke Targett
- E for Everyone shut up, here's Luke Targett
- T for Targett, Luke
- A for Arseholes, here comes Luke Targett
- R for Right, I'm running out of Luke Targett jokes
- G for God damn it, this is as sad as Luke Targett
- E for Enter the back door of Luke Targett
- T for Taken my breath away, there's another...
- T for Tosser, called Luke Targett
