Luke Targett
From Lulz Logic
Revision as of 19:06, 12 March 2008
Luke Targett is a epic fag who thinks he is the bees knees. Contrary to popular belief, this is infact utter bullshit, and he is far from being cool
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Why Do I Want To Be Like Luke Targett
You don't. Full stop. Unless you get sexual enjoyment from being a large stump of fail, then follow the rules of "Being Luke Targett"
Sexbox Live
Luke can't get onto xbox live, because he just ruins everything, by being there. He thinks he pwns at COD4 and Halo 3 because he hasn't been anywhere near a real player. Ever. Probably because his n00bishness would ruin anything that he touches, seeing as he can barely keep a relationship for more than a week, but more on that later
People Luke Targett Considers 'Friends'
- Ya Mam
- You
- Master Chief
- Teh Arbiter
- Jamie Underwood
- Conner's Crack
- This wiki page (Oh noes)
- That guy
Hang On, Did You Say This Fag Had A Girlfriend?
Impressively yes! Shame though, she deserved much better, not some fail fag like our man Luke here, why should he bring someone down? Because his fail outreaches like some horrid tentacle rape anime.
Gay Or Straight?
It's unknown to man what exactly Luke is. Many have speculated he's straight (See Above), yet it could be possible that he has a queer eye for the queer guy.
No matter what evidence we receive, we will never know for sure, sexuality this lone fag is...
So Why Make A Wiki On Such A Fail
Why? Because I'm bored, and I thought I'd christen this wiki with his fail, feel free to edit it if you must.
How Am I Spelling That?
It's Luke Targett not Target, Taget, Tagget, Targgett.. or what else you fags can think of, nope it's really easy
- L for Luke Targett
- U for Underwood loves Luke Targett
- K for K, we get it now, it's Luke Targett
- E for Everyone shut up, here's Luke Targett
- T for Targett, Luke
- A for Arseholes, here comes Luke Targett
- R for Right, I'm running out of Luke Targett jokes
- G for God damn it, this is as sad as Luke Targett
- E for Enter the back door of Luke Targett
- T for Taken my breath away, there's another...
- T for Tosser, called Luke Targett
