Luke Targett

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Contents 1 Why Do I Want To Be Like Luke Targett 2 Sexbox Live 3 People Luke Targett Considers 'Friends' 4 Gay Or Straight? 5 So Why Make A Wiki On Such A Fail 6 How Am I Spelling That?

Why Do I Want To Be Like Luke Targett

You don't. Full stop. Unless you get sexual enjoyment from being a large stump of fail, then follow the rules of "Being Luke Targett"

Sexbox Live

Luke can't get onto xbox live, because he just ruins everything, by being there. He thinks he pwns at COD4 and Halo 3 because he hasn't been anywhere near a real player. Ever. Probably because his n00bishness would ruin anything that he touches. But lulz shorty follows when he succeeds!

People Luke Targett Considers 'Friends'

• Ya Mam
• You
• Master Chief
• Teh Arbiter
• Jamie Underwood
• Conner's Crack
• This wiki page (Oh noes)
• That guy
• Craig Sparrow (Short arse)

Gay Or Straight?

It's unknown to man what exactly Luke is. Many have speculated he's straight (See Above), yet it could be possible that he has a queer eye for the queer guy.

No matter what evidence we receive, we will never know for sure, sexuality this lone fag is...

So Why Make A Wiki On Such A Fail

Why? Because I'm bored, and I thought I'd christen this wiki with his fail, feel free to edit it if you must.

How Am I Spelling That?

It's Luke Targett not Target, Taget, Tagget, Targgett.. or what else you fags can think of, nope it's really easy

• L for Luke Targett
• U for Underwood loves Luke Targett
• K for K, we get it now, it's Luke Targett
• E for Everyone shut up, here's Luke Targett

• T for Targett, Luke
• A for Arseholes, here comes Luke Targett
• R for Right, I'm running out of Luke Targett jokes
• G for God damn it, this is as sad as Luke Targett
• E for Enter the back door of Luke Targett
• T for Taken my breath away, there's another...
• T for Tosser, called Luke Targett