Luke Targett

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== Why Do I Want To Be Like Luke Targett ==
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a dookie in ma paynts say zach brechany
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You don't. Full stop. Unless you get sexual enjoyment from being a large stump of fail, then follow the rules of "[[Being Luke Targett]]"
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== Why Do I Want To Be Like Luke Tagett ==
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Because he his a good bum and is good at dance!
== Sexbox Live ==
== Sexbox Live ==
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Luke has just recently been able to access xbox live after months of hard sweaty toil over his bastard router. After years of pro single player gaming and the occasional system link at the mega-grebs house luyke has now became a Halo-Whore (t3h b3st at t3h g4m3z0r 1n t3h w0rld)
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Luke has just recently been able to access xbox live after months of hard sweaty toil over his bastard router. After years of pro single player gaming and the occasional system link at some guy's house he is now t3h l33t3st in t3h w0rld.
== People Luke Targett Considers 'Friends' ==
== People Luke Targett Considers 'Friends' ==
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* Jamie Underwood
* Jamie Underwood
* Conner's Crack
* Conner's Crack
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* everyone and anyone that gives him cat treats
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* Everyone and anyone that gives him cat treats (An Obvious Furryfag)
* That guy
* That guy
* Craig Sparrow (Short arse) [[http://editthis.info/wiki/Craig_Sparrow]]
* Craig Sparrow (Short arse) [[http://editthis.info/wiki/Craig_Sparrow]]
== lemurs or cats?? ==
== lemurs or cats?? ==
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Luke disguinshes himself as part cat part lemur with a little pissy bit of human in him. His love for cats and lemurs excels all powers in the universe and is over 9000!
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Luke disguinshes himself as part cat part lemur with a little pissy bit of human in him. His love for cats and lemurs excels all powers in the universe and is over 9000... times raped a night by our good man Luke Targett
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=== PEACE OUT YA'LL ===
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== So Why Make A Wiki On Such A Fail ==
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== Luke is a sexy guy that i will love forever ==
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Why? Because I'm bored, and I thought I'd christen this wiki with his fail, feel free to edit it if you must.
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i wish i was this guy. They say luke targett is so cool that the tax collector pays him!
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Also he has 7 12" penises... they call him the hydra...
== How Am I Spelling That? ==
== How Am I Spelling That? ==
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* E for Everyone shut up, here's Luke Targett
* E for Everyone shut up, here's Luke Targett
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* T for Targett, Luke
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* T for Tagett, Luke
* A for Arseholes, here comes Luke Targett
* A for Arseholes, here comes Luke Targett
* R for Right, I'm running out of Luke Targett jokes
* R for Right, I'm running out of Luke Targett jokes
* G for God damn it, this is as sad as Luke Targett
* G for God damn it, this is as sad as Luke Targett
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* E for Enter the back door of Luke Targett
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* E for Enter the back door of Luke Tagett
* T for Taken my breath away, there's another...
* T for Taken my breath away, there's another...
* T for Tosser, called Luke Targett
* T for Tosser, called Luke Targett

Current revision as of 16:27, 12 September 2008

OMFG LULZ

a dookie in ma paynts say zach brechany

Contents

Why Do I Want To Be Like Luke Tagett

Because he his a good bum and is good at dance!

Sexbox Live

Luke has just recently been able to access xbox live after months of hard sweaty toil over his bastard router. After years of pro single player gaming and the occasional system link at some guy's house he is now t3h l33t3st in t3h w0rld.

People Luke Targett Considers 'Friends'

  • Ya Mam
  • You
  • Master Chief
  • Teh Arbiter
  • Jamie Underwood
  • Conner's Crack
  • Everyone and anyone that gives him cat treats (An Obvious Furryfag)
  • That guy
  • Craig Sparrow (Short arse) [[1]]

lemurs or cats??

Luke disguinshes himself as part cat part lemur with a little pissy bit of human in him. His love for cats and lemurs excels all powers in the universe and is over 9000... times raped a night by our good man Luke Targett

PEACE OUT YA'LL

Luke is a sexy guy that i will love forever

i wish i was this guy. They say luke targett is so cool that the tax collector pays him! Also he has 7 12" penises... they call him the hydra...

How Am I Spelling That?

It's Luke Targett not Target, Taget, Tagget, Targgett.. or what else you fags can think of, nope it's really easy

  • L for Luke Targett
  • U for Underwood loves Luke Targett
  • K for K, we get it now, it's Luke Targett
  • E for Everyone shut up, here's Luke Targett
  • T for Tagett, Luke
  • A for Arseholes, here comes Luke Targett
  • R for Right, I'm running out of Luke Targett jokes
  • G for God damn it, this is as sad as Luke Targett
  • E for Enter the back door of Luke Tagett
  • T for Taken my breath away, there's another...
  • T for Tosser, called Luke Targett
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