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 [[Image:Faggotry,_thy_name_is_Luke.jpg|thumb|OMFG LULZ]]

=== THIS PAGE MAY CONTAIN OFFENCIVE CONTENT SUCH AS: OMFG LUKE TAGETT IZ A FURFAG AND LIKES TO FAP OVER GAYLO THREE NOW THAT HE HAS SEXBOX LIVE FOR HIS SEXUAL PLEASURE! TO YIFFSTAR[[http://www.yiffstar.com]] DUN NU NUN UN UNUNUNUNUUUUUUU ===

== Why Do I Want To Be Like Luke Tagett ==
You don't. Full stop. Unless you get sexual enjoyment from being a large stump of fail, then follow the rules of "[[Being Luke Targett]]"

== Sexbox Live ==
Luke has just recently been able to access xbox live after months of hard sweaty toil over his bastard router. After years of pro single player gaming and the occasional system link at some guy's house he is now t3h l33t3st in t3h w0rld.

== People Luke Targett Considers 'Friends' ==
* Ya Mam
* You
* Master Chief
* Teh Arbiter
* Jamie Underwood
* Conner's Crack
* Everyone and anyone that gives him cat treats (An Obvious Furryfag)
* That guy
* Craig Sparrow (Short arse) [[http://editthis.info/wiki/Craig_Sparrow]]

== lemurs or cats?? ==
Luke disguinshes himself as part cat part lemur with a little pissy bit of human in him. His love for cats and lemurs excels all powers in the universe and is over 9000... times raped a night by our good man Luke Targett

=== PEACE OUT YA'LL ===

== Luke is a sexy guy that i will love forever ==
i wish i was this guy. They say luke targett is so cool that the tax collector pays him!
Also he has 7 12" penises... they call him the hydra...

== How Am I Spelling That? ==
It's '''Luke Targett''' not Target, Taget, Tagget, Targgett.. or what else you fags can think of, nope it's really easy
* L for Luke Targett
* U for Underwood loves Luke Targett
* K for K, we get it now, it's Luke Targett
* E for Everyone shut up, here's Luke Targett

* T for Tagett, Luke
* A for Arseholes, here comes Luke Targett
* R for Right, I'm running out of Luke Targett jokes
* G for God damn it, this is as sad as Luke Targett
* E for Enter the back door of Luke Tagett
* T for Taken my breath away, there's another...
* T for Tosser, called Luke Targett