Check out the Duke
From Lord Of Utterdom
You can't be bothered by the boring conversation that happens. It's something about the Duke's fear that another Duke is after his country, and so on and so forth. Political intrigue that doesn't intrest you a bit.
The Duke, a short fat man who is balding all but for a tuft of hair right at the crown of his head, however, amuses you greatly. He is a plump little thing, fingers short and thick like sausages. His lips were crusted with dry spittle and his bulging eyes only made his fat little nose look all the more like a potato. His dress, as well, was just as silly. He wore a cream colored coat atop a purple vest, and red trousers and brown knee high riding boots. Much of his wear was stained by grease, and it was obvious the man liked to eat. You almost find yourself laughing at his jowls jostling as he jabbers, but your father interupts.
"What do you think, my son?" He asks.
Pretend as if you were listening
