General Joto Clusterfuck
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Next we'll go with the fun time of Joto. | Next we'll go with the fun time of Joto. | ||
| - | Frailyee <- Whore | + | Frailyee <- Whore <br> |
| - | Ehlvyzz <- Whore's husband | + | Ehlvyzz <- Whore's husband <br> |
| - | Isin <- Whore's mother | + | Isin <- Whore's mother <br> |
| - | Zyxx <- Aussie who cybor's Frailyee | + | Zyxx <- Aussie who cybor's Frailyee <br> |
| - | Grimolfr <- Father of Whore's child | + | Grimolfr <- Father of Whore's child <br> |
Okay.. So Isin, a 350lb woman divorced her 1st husband and married a marine (this is important later on) Isin gave birth to Frailyee. Isin can not stand her daughter. Why? Frailyee is a whore. She'll cybor anyone who asks. Zyxx, Sturm, Grim, etc. She constantly miss tells in guild to get her some new people. Anyways, Frail got one really good. His name is Grimolfr. | Okay.. So Isin, a 350lb woman divorced her 1st husband and married a marine (this is important later on) Isin gave birth to Frailyee. Isin can not stand her daughter. Why? Frailyee is a whore. She'll cybor anyone who asks. Zyxx, Sturm, Grim, etc. She constantly miss tells in guild to get her some new people. Anyways, Frail got one really good. His name is Grimolfr. | ||
Current revision as of 10:58, 25 September 2007
Oh god were do we start.
Let's start with Sturm and Paxton as a couple.
Next we'll go with the fun time of Joto.
Frailyee <- Whore
Ehlvyzz <- Whore's husband
Isin <- Whore's mother
Zyxx <- Aussie who cybor's Frailyee
Grimolfr <- Father of Whore's child
Okay.. So Isin, a 350lb woman divorced her 1st husband and married a marine (this is important later on) Isin gave birth to Frailyee. Isin can not stand her daughter. Why? Frailyee is a whore. She'll cybor anyone who asks. Zyxx, Sturm, Grim, etc. She constantly miss tells in guild to get her some new people. Anyways, Frail got one really good. His name is Grimolfr.
"You're the worst healer I've ever met, forget about the fucking wards and spam heal, how did you ever get to 70?" Grimolfr, 2006.
Yah, that guy. Anyways, Frail is a bit on the edge. She could slit her wrists at any time. So Grim decided he'd keep her from doing that by fucking her. Yep. Fucking the married woman. He's so big of a loser in life that he fucks a married mental patient.
So this goes on for a while. He'd take 2 week long trips to "visit" her while her husband is away. No one's sure if he knew. So one day we get talking. Frailyee let it slip that Grim isn't the only guy she fucks. A few neighbours, some old family friends and ... her new daddy (but that's okay, since it's not her real dad). And she cybors friends, or people who will pay a few plat, like Zyxx. Hi Zyxx. You ever ask what's her ugly to marry you? Does she know you cybor Frail while she sleeps?
A few weeks later and we hear Frailyee is pregnant. Oh god, who's child is it? Well, it's not Ehlvyzz, he was away for a month. Turns out it's Grimolfr's child.
