Admin Interviews Akito/Agito/Lind Wanijima
From Interview
Hello and welcome to InterviewUs! On tonight's (10:17 PM AEDST) show we are interviewing Akito Wanijima and his "personalities".
Admin: So, welcome to InterviewUs.
Akito: Nice to meet you everybody! And that's to the audience!
Agito: You're a retard and a GayBoy Akito. You even kissed Ikki.
Akito: I thought you cared for me than anyone else. Didn't you? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
Agito: Shut up!
Akito: I don't usually say this but... YOU SHUT UP!!!
Akito & Agito: *keep arguing and bashing*
Lind: Both of you shut up!!!!
Akito & Agito: *quickly stop fighting*
Admin: So, Akito. What do you like to do in your free time.
Akito: Hang out with Ikki or Agito & Lind of course.
Admin: Why are you gay? Why did you join Ikki in the bath?
Akito: What's gay? I'm really innocent because I spent nearly all my life in a cage with Agito. And that's the only way I develop a relationship other than with Agito or Lind. Kissing.
Admin: Gay means homosexual and that means a male in love with a male.
Akito: Okay.
Admin: Agito. What's your favourite food and drink and why do you swear a lot?
Agito: I like blood/flesh & BOSS Coffee and I tend to swear a lot because I can't help myself! F**k!!!
Admin: Lind, what do you think about Akito & Agito?
Lind: I think they stink and they're babies and they're traitors to AAAAALLLLLL riders!!!!!!!!!!
Akito & Agito: Retard!
Lind: I heard that!
Duo: *roll their eyes*
Lind: This means war!!!
Trio: Let's fight!
Trio: *bash each other up*
Admin: Boys! Boys! Boys?! Boys?! Boys?! Boys?! That's it - I'm going in!
Admin: GUY'S!!!!!!!! TAKE A BREAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trio: *stop fighting quickly*
Admin: *in calm voice* Now. Let's have a real interview after the break! *Tekken Tag Tournament strike in bowling music plays and screen fades to black*
Admin: And we're back on air with the Wanijimas on InterviewUs! (11:03 PM AEDST)
Admin: You guy's brush your teeth and get into your pajamas please!
Akito: Yay!
Agito: F**k!
Lind: Okay. I don't care if I'm with these boobs.
Duo: !!
Admin: Okay, you guys are back. Do you know what the stars get if they're interviewed by an admin?
Trio: What???
Admin: A free sleep-over and a centillion dollars! HERE IT IS!!! *1 centillion dollars fall out of the night sky*
All: *cheer & play in giant money pile*
*SEVERAL HOURS LATER*
woohoo smell me i'm filthy stinkin rich!!!!!!!!!!
Admin: Okay. Listen to this. I'll punch Akito in the face. D: Well why would I do that?
Lind: I have one pretty good reason.
Admin: I'll punch you & Agito in the face. For Agito he would saty this: *imitates Agito's voice* WTF? WHY DID YOU DO THAT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE FANG KING!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *in normal voice* And for Lind I would.
Lind: !
Admin: Sing a song for the people Aki & Agi!
Duo: *sing Breaking Free (Akito as Gabriella & Agito as Troy)*
