Admin Interviews Akito/Agito/Lind Wanijima

From Interview

Hello and welcome to InterviewUs! On tonight's (10:17 PM AEDST) show we are interviewing Akito Wanijima and his "personalities".

Admin: So, welcome to InterviewUs.

Akito: Nice to meet you everybody! And that's to the audience!

Agito: You're a retard and a GayBoy Akito. You even kissed Ikki.

Akito: I thought you cared for me than anyone else. Didn't you? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

Agito: Shut up!

Akito: I don't usually say this but... YOU SHUT UP!!!

Akito & Agito: *keep arguing and bashing*

Lind: Both of you shut up!!!!

Akito & Agito: *quickly stop fighting*

Admin: So, Akito. What do you like to do in your free time.

Akito: Hang out with Ikki or Agito & Lind of course.

Admin: Why are you gay? Why did you join Ikki in the bath?

Akito: What's gay? I'm really innocent because I spent nearly all my life in a cage with Agito. And that's the only way I develop a relationship other than with Agito or Lind. Kissing.

Admin: Gay means homosexual and that means a male in love with a male.

Akito: Okay.

Admin: Agito. What's your favourite food and drink and why do you swear a lot?

Agito: I like blood/flesh & BOSS Coffee and I tend to swear a lot because I can't help myself! F**k!!!

Admin: Lind, what do you think about Akito & Agito?

Lind: I think they stink and they're babies and they're traitors to AAAAALLLLLL riders!!!!!!!!!!

Akito & Agito: Retard!

Lind: I heard that!

Duo: *roll their eyes*

Lind: This means war!!!

Trio: Let's fight!

Trio: *bash each other up*

Admin: Boys! Boys! Boys?! Boys?! Boys?! Boys?! That's it - I'm going in!

Admin: GUY'S!!!!!!!! TAKE A BREAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trio: *stop fighting quickly*

'Admin: *in calm voice* Now. Let's have a real interview after the break! *Tekken Tag Tournament strike in bowling music plays and screen fades to black*

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