Admin Interviews Akito/Agito/Lind Wanijima

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Hello and welcome to InterviewUs! On tonight's (10:17 PM AEDST) show we are interviewing Akito Wanijima and his "personalities".

Admin: So, welcome to InterviewUs.

Akito: Nice to meet you everybody! And that's to the audience!

Agito: You're a retard and a GayBoy Akito. You even kissed Ikki.

Akito: I thought you cared for me than anyone else. Didn't you? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

Agito: Shut up!

Akito: I don't usually say this but... YOU SHUT UP!!!

Akito & Agito: *keep arguing and bashing*

Lind: Both of you shut up!!!!

Akito & Agito: *quickly stop fighting*

Admin: So, Akito. What do you like to do in your free time.

Akito: Hang out with Ikki or Agito & Lind of course.

Admin: Why are you gay? Why did you join Ikki in the bath?

Akito: What's gay? I'm really innocent because I spent nearly all my life in a cage with Agito. And that's the only way I develop a relationship other than with Agito or Lind. Kissing.

Admin: Gay means homosexual and that means a male in love with a male.

Akito: Okay.

Admin: Agito. What's your favourite food and drink and why do you swear a lot?

Agito: I like blood/flesh & BOSS Coffee and I tend to swear a lot because I can't help myself! F**k!!!

Admin: Lind, what do you think about Akito & Agito?

Lind: I think they stink and they're babies and they're traitors to AAAAALLLLLL riders!!!!!!!!!!

Akito & Agito: Retard!

Lind: I heard that!

Duo: *roll their eyes*

Lind: This means war!!!

Trio: Let's fight!

Trio: *bash each other up*

Admin: Boys! Boys! Boys?! Boys?! Boys?! Boys?! That's it - I'm going in!

Admin: GUY'S!!!!!!!! TAKE A BREAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trio: *stop fighting quickly*

Admin: *in calm voice* Now. Let's have a real interview after the break! *Tekken Tag Tournament strike in bowling music plays and screen fades to black*

Admin: And we're back on air with the Wanijimas on InterviewUs! (11:03 PM AEDST)

Admin: You guy's brush your teeth and get into your pajamas please!

Akito: Yay!

Agito: F**k!

Lind: Okay. I don't care if I'm with these boobs.

Duo: !!

Admin: Okay, you guys are back. Do you know what the stars get if they're interviewed by an admin?

Trio: What???

Admin: A free sleep-over and a centillion dollars! HERE IT IS!!! *1 centillion dollars fall out of the night sky*

All: *cheer & play in giant money pile*

*SEVERAL HOURS LATER*

woohoo smell me i'm filthy stinkin rich!!!!!!!!!!

Admin: Okay. Listen to this. I'll punch Akito in the face. D: Well why would I do that?

Lind: I have one pretty good reason.

Akito: !

Admin: I'll punch you & Agito in the face. For Agito he would say this: *imitates Agito's voice* WTF? WHY DID YOU DO THAT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE FANG KING!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *in normal voice* And for Lind I would.

Lind: !

Admin: Sing a song for the people Aki & Agi!

Duo: *sing Breaking Free (Akito as Gabriella & Agito as Troy)*

Admin: Goodbye everyone!!! See you tommorow! Watch at 8:34 AM (AEDST) because this is live in Australia!

(Time: 8:34 AM AEDST) Admin: HOW DID YOU GUYS SLEEP?!!!!??!!?

Trio: Hey! Wh.. Why did you wake us up?

'Admin: Oh. I thought you boys were awake. I'll be waiting.

Trio: *with no enthusiasm* Okay.

Trio: *yawn and talks with no enthusiasm* We're up!

Admin: Good!!! Come into the interview centre!

Akito: Can't we change?

Admin: Nah, do it later! This is quick!

Admin: And we're back!

• Accidently Kelly Street plays*

Akito: *sings along* Accidentally Kelly Street, I never thought, life could be so sweet!

Agito & Lind: ????

Admin: You know what's gonna happen to you guys???

Trio: What?!?!?!?

Admin: You have to guess! We're playing Charades! If you don't get it right, you don't get the priiiizzzzzzzze!!!! *plays*

Agito: Retard!

Lind: A holiday house.

Admin: O-K-A-Y... Let's move on and ya got it right!