The Gold Run

From Intelligent Shit Music

I've been sent to tackle the gold run
all the way across your screen without a mistake
took a long to get courage for a cold run
tell all my friends well it was just a piece of cake


but i, i am a broken man
torn in half by bob holness' hand
left to die on the cutting room floor
my dreams of fame and wealth, are no more


I've been sent to guess the catchphrase
up against terry from tipton on sea
no room for error no room for sex jokes
boil the world down to mr chips and me

but i, i am a broken man
torn in half by roy walker's hand
left to die on the cuttin room floor
my dreams of fame and wealth, are no more

and i i am a broken man
torn in half by jeremy beadle's withered hand
left to die on the cuttin room floor
my dreams of fame and wealth, are no more

I've been sent to earn my family a fortune
our survey says your running out of luck
but how can i second guess jonny prole prole feet
i dont know even know what a bus or a truck (isisis)

and i, i am a broken man
torn in half by les dennis' hand
left to die on the cuttin room floor
my dreams of fame and wealth, are no more