PRIMITIV GLUNK

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Current revision as of 06:25, 30 December 2009

Primitiv Glunk: Scrapped Unfinished Incomplete Abandoned Projekts that WE WERE TOLD YOU ABOUT

With 2009 came a rocky year for ISM. With this came many projekts that were aborted midway through or ones that were planned and never really started and even some fake ones that were never meant to exist but now do! MANY things (HORRIBLE things)... i'll essplain on ze way!

TRACKLISTING:

1. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - [PRIMITIVglunk] (0:24)

this is like an intro of sorts! welcome to the release!

Golf Barbers - Cutting Grasshair on the Far Away Fairway: Shorties Become Long! [In The gRuff!]

2. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - a Back of a Train (2:22)

3. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - a bTrench Coat (2:25)

4. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - a cPun Gun (2:09)

5. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - a dEye Owe (2:41)

6. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - a eNature Place (2:25)

7. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - a Werewolf [where were my jello korrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wolves] (2:31)

the idear here is people who cut your hair on the golfy greens! and the tools they use and abuse! the projekt was also considered to be SHORTIES BECOME LONG in that it took songs from the past that were of short length and expanded upon them into full lengthers! a novel concept! most of the songs were from 2007 or the early EPs and the project was started sometime around March or April of 2009

The Justified - Defined, Defied & Denied to Be Annoyed (A Noid) By a Droid: RH shorties [Tribute 2 Boot]

8. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - Be [RHED] -the trib boot- (2:33)

this here is a collection of all the radiohead shorty covers in one file... it felt nice to have them all in one place but must be stated for the purpose of this release, folders incluing all the individual 1 to 4 second covers were kept intact in the interest of having them not together also for those who may be curious! the projekt began in Jan 08 and was left in limbo by about July of that year just waiting and waiting to never be finished!

Cyboard Brigade - Crippy Crapple EP

9. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - CYB1 crippy crapple (0:25)

10. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - CYB2 crippy crapple 2.0h yeah (0:32)

11. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - CYB3 turn that fucking shit off! (0:18)

12. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - CYB4 cowmachine (0:31)

13. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - CYB5 hotelgruff (0:52)

14. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - CYB6 (your song here) (0:45)

15. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - CYB7 gloxy! (demo) (1:05)

Dating way back from late 2003 / early 2004 this was a planned communal EP from the MenWithoutHats board that never happened... the first 3 tracks were completed and gloxy eventually ended up as mduo (among other things!) and is presented here in demo form. the rest were long-awaited to be made and finally made well over 5 years later in trying to keep in spirit with the other songs...

Cyboard Brigade - MWH TRIBUTE!

16. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - dMWH1 no dancing (0:12)

17. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - dMWH2 where do the boys go (0:19)

18. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - dMWH3 body california (0:17)

19. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - dMWH4 messiahs die young (0:15)

20. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - dMWH5 utter space (0:30)

21. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - dPOOP larkin rmx (0:16)

ah yes! THIS one... there were 2 fake MWH tribute albums Both Ivan-Approved like purple muppets and this too was like 03/04! long before the 08 tribute! Jivan/Gruff assigned members to do songs and no one did them and he had to do songs all under different monikers (such as Sir Walter Gruffy or Jivey Jives) but only did these crappy mini-songs... the last track is actually a Pop Larkin / Grape Diggin Sharron Froots song crappily ISMily GRMXd Pep Her Mint LONG JOHN! the creator of fat pie salad fingers himself heard it and disapproved!

22. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - Mutus (4:25)

from April 09 this was done during the beagle/glitch seshies and a semi-failed phone experiment deemed unworthy of anything! MUTE USH!

23. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - N fakexiu! (0:21)

from the failed Xiu Xiu Tribute LP in 2005!

24. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - O Rhed (4:46)

a Justified out-take made long after the rest in hopes of trying to represent all the unrepresented songs!

25. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - pokeBIG (1:28)

26. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - pokeSMALL (1:04)

random pokolo clippings made into songs in light of the failed DESTROY YR EARS release of bink and poke oh ho!

27. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - qGEO ADVENT RMX (0:51)

28. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - qTUT RMX! (0:57)

29. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - qZettlemonkeyremix (1:05)

Unharmoniush BeegHELL miniRMX projekt! ... nice! ... the setMUNK one was mainly done by some random dude on AKKA who dug the release! which was actually ironically enough a semi-mini hit just like it's brig brutha!

30. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - rabit2. bells + horns (horny belle version) (1:38)

31. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - rabit3. the clock is god (the pencil is jesus RMX) (1:48)

32. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - rabit4. hot air balloon (crazies tankin over mix) (1:55)

that damn Fire Rabbit dude! pretending the song of his name had a fake single i did 3 fake little remixes like it was a real true blue single! they were pretty jokey so never ended up anywhere! they are presented here in expanded form... from sometime in 2008

33. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - S iTRONHELD (3:20)

34. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - S jGLUMPTER (4:08)

35. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - S XOPUS (3:26)

THE REMIXED HEART! a projekt that was never even thought about but seemed so amusing! def. a strange connection of some of these and 2004 stuff! what started as an idear to just do apes bloodier cube eventually went with just doing every damn song and what is of interest is the background for one came about from some projekt on akka of making a song using 8 different little samples but never really fell thru! or i mean it DID fall ... true be kind rewind!

36. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - T[GLURNER!] (2:02)

a song of MANY THINGS... starting with a hoodash chittolo song entitled Barley Frog Willy which was NEVER used for anything (which freaks me the fuck out! what else is loster than glost? ahh!) then moving into bits and bobbles or idears from that dreaded numbers comp crap at end of 08 and finally even the weird pervy noizes christ made to galex that cracked me up...

37. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - Umwhshoz (0:55)

an outtake from the BEEG HELL / FINGER seshies! makes use of some rare GORe MWH rant ivan did about some old man looking at some young dude guy! meta!

38. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - Vo J0 fuzker (1:03)

the phantom final ZERO track after A9 B8 C7 D6 E5 F4 G3 H2 I1 ... you get Jay Zero! neato!

39. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - Wgreyblueyellow 88 infinities (0:40)

yet another april/may oh Ate outer taketh where a thing crazy disko knife prty had some THING (i think from the 2006 AESA2.0 compf!) and then also keyboard 8 on its side and the icons at the bottom right once you close up the things you can

40. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - X ZorgoTethFlam (1:24)

not every gah damn thing needs an esplanation! (sam's white teeth... gone the way of the flame!)

41. [EP90] Primitiv Glunk - yDestructionFLoor (0:55)

making use of bink songs 88 year old man in prison vid was made and then even added to for this!

42. ZA BUm Right [WRONG!] - Kleft Ling! (The Song) (2:51)

end of the road! the failed KING LEFT tribute EP where i played mein part and Owls girly did some YOKO but no ono but rather beulah kuv but then fever tk wahdiohead and king himself flaked out and made pants out of us!

TRT: N64minutes

Well there you have it... Quite the Beast I must say! After such a long break from ISM the movement from UnHarmy BagHul continue with Finger the GLITCH and then this taking a few other things and things from earlier that didn't work and idears from even EARLIER it was just very fitting... and it continues on even MORE with the next EP because this would have been too loaded up but this was the one that really tried to make it all kinda fit together yet go many places all at once... thanks for giving me your life