Housepride Apron Schtick
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(But Stanz hasn't got a head, because he doesn't exist)<br/> | (But Stanz hasn't got a head, because he doesn't exist)<br/> | ||
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| - | Oh dad won't you buy me a submarine with a | + | Oh dad won't you buy me a submarine with a jacuzzi?<br/> |
So when I'm diving for fish and I get an itch<br/> | So when I'm diving for fish and I get an itch<br/> | ||
I can jump under the water with my arse on a cooler<br/> | I can jump under the water with my arse on a cooler<br/> | ||
Current revision as of 11:04, 7 August 2006
Seventh track on Thus Spake Mamareeko, originally recorded for the God is Making Pies Out of All of You, and rerecorded for the unreleased EP 0 (EP) Forgive Me, I'm Ovulating EP, the latter version appearing on Thus Spake Mamareeko
[edit] Lyrics
Oh mum won't you buy me a kitchen collection?
Six hundred knives, a fork. (and some spoons)
I got a hankering to do some bakering.
Pat-a-cake-a-pancake in the bake-bake. (Shake-a-shake-a-shake-a-shake-a-shake)
Oh mum won't you buy me a kitchen collection?
I burnt down the oven when I cooked my dog's head.
He said a 'woof-woof! You dandy man!
Dandy dont you think you can boil my head?'
And so I did and now he's dead.
I want to do some baking
But right now I'm just faking.
'cos my kitchen is equipped with
Nothing but housepride apron schtick.
Oh daddy won't you buy me car with a sunroof?
I wanna look cool, I wanna drive round school.
I wanna shout 'Yo stanz! Where's your head at man?'
(But Stanz hasn't got a head, because he doesn't exist)
Oh dad won't you buy me a submarine with a jacuzzi?
So when I'm diving for fish and I get an itch
I can jump under the water with my arse on a cooler
And relax the tracks, make pacts with jumped up jacks who owe me seven pounds.
I want to do some baking
But right now I'm just faking.
'cos my kitchen is equipped with
Nothing but housepride apron schtick.
