Champing Hur
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- | '''Champing Hur''' | + | '''Champing Hur''' or '''The Legend of Champing''' is the only release thus far by [[QqQ]] |
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+ | | Name = Champing Hur | ||
+ | | Type = EP | ||
+ | | Artist = [[QqQ]] | ||
+ | | Background = Blue | ||
+ | | Released = Summer 2005 | ||
+ | | Recorded = 2005 | ||
+ | | Genre = [[Intelligent Shit Music]] | ||
+ | | Length = 6 minutes | ||
+ | | Label = NONE | ||
+ | | Producer = [[Schlock]] & Kaiser Scheisse | ||
+ | | Reviews = <nowiki></nowiki> | ||
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+ | | Last album = | ||
+ | | This album = Champing Hur | ||
+ | | Next album = | ||
+ | }} | ||
== The Story == | == The Story == | ||
- | ''Champing was a monster born in 1892'' | + | ''Champing was a monster born in 1892''<br/> |
- | ''He was a big green lizard, just like me and you'' | + | ''He was a big green lizard, just like me and you'' <br/> |
- | ''Champing came from mountains to Megatokyo'' | + | ''Champing came from mountains to Megatokyo''<br/> |
- | ''He made friends with Mikey, Ben and Billy Joe'' | + | ''He made friends with Mikey, Ben and Billy Joe''<br/> |
- | ''When panic struck the city, and evil was all around'' | + | ''When panic struck the city, and evil was all around''<br/> |
- | ''Champing took his smiting stick and smote those bastards down'' | + | ''Champing took his smiting stick and smote those bastards down''<br/> |
- | ''The monks from Foreman Island said the wound would never heal'' | + | ''The monks from Foreman Island said the wound would never heal''<br/> |
- | ''But only they knew his weakness was his breakfast cereal'' | + | ''But only they knew his weakness was his breakfast cereal''<br/> |
(From Narration Station, Crosstown Junction) | (From Narration Station, Crosstown Junction) | ||
- | Champing Hur is a gigantic lizard who defends the city of Megatokyo from a bunch of evil monks. The monks come up with a dastardly plot to get everyone out of the city and trick Champing into thinking the people of Megatopia hate him. | + | Champing Hur is a gigantic lizard who defends the city of Megatokyo from a bunch of evil monks. The monks come up with a dastardly plot to get everyone out of the city and trick Champing into thinking the people of Megatopia hate him.<pr/> |
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The monks invoke a prophecy barbecue and invite all the people of Megatokyo to attend. They are reluctant to go at first but the offer of orange squash convinces them. | The monks invoke a prophecy barbecue and invite all the people of Megatokyo to attend. They are reluctant to go at first but the offer of orange squash convinces them. | ||
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Everyone leaves the city, except Champing. Unknown to Champing, the monks sneak into his loftspace and put halluciogens in his Krunt Crunchy Breakfast Cereal. They also steal his favourite teatowel. Whilst Champing is tripping the monks tell him that everyone hates him and has left him, as a result Champing loses his mind. | Everyone leaves the city, except Champing. Unknown to Champing, the monks sneak into his loftspace and put halluciogens in his Krunt Crunchy Breakfast Cereal. They also steal his favourite teatowel. Whilst Champing is tripping the monks tell him that everyone hates him and has left him, as a result Champing loses his mind. | ||
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The story ends with the people of Megatokyo having a great party on the island, wondering where Champing has gone... | The story ends with the people of Megatokyo having a great party on the island, wondering where Champing has gone... | ||
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== Tracklist == | == Tracklist == | ||
- | 1. Invoking the Prophecy Barbecue | + | 1. Invoking the Prophecy Barbecue <br/> |
- | 2. Main Title Swish | + | 2. Main Title Swish<br/> |
- | 3. If You Marinate It, They Will Come | + | 3. If You Marinate It, They Will Come<br/> |
- | 4. Narration Station, Crosstown Junction | + | 4. Narration Station, Crosstown Junction<br/> |
- | 5. Champing the Wonder Lizard | + | 5. Champing the Wonder Lizard<br/> |
- | 6. Crunt Tripping | + | 6. Crunt Tripping<br/> |
- | 7. Barbequed Baby Head | + | 7. Barbequed Baby Head<br/> |
- | 8. McCOYS SUPERNOISE SPACEWIND SHANTY (TEATOWEL CATALYST'S LAMENT)* | + | 8. McCOYS SUPERNOISE SPACEWIND SHANTY (TEATOWEL CATALYST'S LAMENT)*<br/> |
*Track 8 was included only as a bonus track, as it did not fit the overriding narrative of the rest of the record. | *Track 8 was included only as a bonus track, as it did not fit the overriding narrative of the rest of the record. |
Current revision as of 12:40, 4 May 2006
Champing Hur or The Legend of Champing is the only release thus far by QqQ
Champing Hur | ||
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[[Image:{{{Cover}}}|200px|Album cover]] | ||
EP by QqQ | ||
Released | Summer 2005 | |
Recorded | 2005 | |
Genre | Intelligent Shit Music | |
Length | 6 minutes | |
Label | NONE | |
Producer(s) | Schlock & Kaiser Scheisse | |
Professional reviews | ||
QqQ chronology | ||
Champing Hur |
[edit] The Story
Champing was a monster born in 1892
He was a big green lizard, just like me and you
Champing came from mountains to Megatokyo
He made friends with Mikey, Ben and Billy Joe
When panic struck the city, and evil was all around
Champing took his smiting stick and smote those bastards down
The monks from Foreman Island said the wound would never heal
But only they knew his weakness was his breakfast cereal
(From Narration Station, Crosstown Junction)
Champing Hur is a gigantic lizard who defends the city of Megatokyo from a bunch of evil monks. The monks come up with a dastardly plot to get everyone out of the city and trick Champing into thinking the people of Megatopia hate him.<pr/>
The monks invoke a prophecy barbecue and invite all the people of Megatokyo to attend. They are reluctant to go at first but the offer of orange squash convinces them.
Everyone leaves the city, except Champing. Unknown to Champing, the monks sneak into his loftspace and put halluciogens in his Krunt Crunchy Breakfast Cereal. They also steal his favourite teatowel. Whilst Champing is tripping the monks tell him that everyone hates him and has left him, as a result Champing loses his mind.
The story ends with the people of Megatokyo having a great party on the island, wondering where Champing has gone...
[edit] Tracklist
1. Invoking the Prophecy Barbecue
2. Main Title Swish
3. If You Marinate It, They Will Come
4. Narration Station, Crosstown Junction
5. Champing the Wonder Lizard
6. Crunt Tripping
7. Barbequed Baby Head
8. McCOYS SUPERNOISE SPACEWIND SHANTY (TEATOWEL CATALYST'S LAMENT)*
- Track 8 was included only as a bonus track, as it did not fit the overriding narrative of the rest of the record.