Editing Fizzleyak

Fizzleyak is the reclusive monster that will steal your cut-up credit cards and put them back together and make a song out of it.  He only has 2 full length albums out and a couple of EPs, but that's fuckin OK by me!

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==Seconds of Sin==
A compliation of 1-second long songs, in which some were used for the project Ash Magillacutty was putting together.

==Vein Ranger==
More polished, refined effort than Dieom Collpxe.  Features the hits "A Superphosphate Kinda Day" and "Lig Log."  The Vein Ranger tour was the highest grossing tour that year (in St. Charles, Nevada) and consisted of flying fruit bats that were released whenever Fizzleyak said any vowels.

==Freak Yheik EP==
A more psychadelic excursion for the Yak.  Features the first singing venture by Fizzleyak on Portugal '99.

==Horsehell EP==
A collection of mostly throw-away tracks that Fizzleyak had been working on for his next album.  Contains the track "Where Angels Fear to Tread" which is believed to have been recorded when Fizzleyak was a child of 3 years young!

==Untitled==
The track "How Do U Sex A Grapefruit?" has been leaked and floating around the interweb for awhile.  However, it is unknown if this track will be on the next album or just a fans-only outtake.  

==Opinions==

'''Ash (Or Mr. Pink)'''

he IS teh fizzle that goes YAK!

attak!

he does like 100 songs... and dies!

then WAVES!

then dies again as he lays dying... & waving!

not drowning!
but

'''Rupert the Bear'''

He is really that gerd!

==Zanderbloqs==
To this day, Fizzleyak has written over 1000 Zanderbloqs.  However, as Fizzleyak is a known recluse, the vertible meaning of each Zanderblok is unknown.  From what has been collected and analyzed by scientists, the possibilities are endless.

==Most Popular Zanderbloqs==
*I Everyday Bombin' You 
*Only A Curly Hair Weeping Poonjabi 
*Nude Jude Blues 
*Woundpound Hammerwimp (LO mix) 
*You Germ With a Perm 
*Floating On Pool Tables/The Bitch Tablet 
*Liquid Drinks (Sea Vegetable Annihilator) 
*Save Slave Nite 
*Although You Could Be a Ho (Beezink Burd Mix) 
*Ankylosaurus Bang 
*Watchful Sucka 
*Cinder Block 1933 Ex-Sex Indian-Style 
*Party in my Calf 
*Get In My Goblin-Grenade-Magic-Card Dreams 
*Planet Fuck 
*Gooseleg Delux 
*Yak Feast
*Fluckb Cortaslim Dong
*Tabletop Tits
*If the Emergency Brakes Were On That Whole Time, This Fist Won't Be A Fist, It'll Be Your Face!
*Dick n' Poo (Is That My Dick on that Billboard Mix)
*Why We Ride For Rimz And Not Doctorial Degreez (Outro)
*Gankfoot
*Make Me Wanna Roll
*Captain Yeno
*Playgrounds
*Proclamin' This Here Hill in the Name of Saint Jordan Reffe
*Wisecracker eh?
*Vietnam Memorybook
*Greatshot
*Are You the Goopsh Situation Bringer?
*Raw Meat Statue of Kate Bush
*The Longest Qard
*The Only Remix You Will Ever Hear, Again Or Maybe And
*Hard to Ben Stiller That Drugdealer
*No Jo Flow
*Usurp a Slurpee, Baby Boy
*Against Meh DBM808 Junlg Mix
*Pleez Let Me Eat Cheez
*1 Tap 2 Tap 3 Tap 4 (F.O.L.K.L.O.R.E.)
*There Goes My Bra!
*Sure It Hurts, You're Stepping On Matt Groening's Boner
*Linger like a Cheeto Puff on Friday Morn
*Punch My Junk 
*I Hate Big Trucks. I Also Have Big Ideas. I Once Told Jimmy Fallon To Suck It...And He Did!
*The Snapple Lady's Venture into Lesbianism
*The Slippery Banana Comedy Club
*Free Shocktarts
*The V-wing Starfighter Cannot Beat My Droid Ion Blaster (Pussymoney)
*Ghost Humper
*Bearback On A Bear
*Upton Sinclair Had Sex
*Reason Forklift Notwist?
*Smile, You're on AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
*Biblethumpers R Biblehumpers
*Radiate Yer Nuclear Beams to My DNA and Scramble my Gene Pool like an Asshole Would
*Edward Norton + Bar o' Soap = Dinglassen
*Lake Ryan Dunn
*Larva Splash
*Dental Disaster
*Wishbonin' It
*I'm Proud Of Jew 
*I Querer Food 
*Nice Nr. Niggles
*The Ugliest Calculus Function This Side of Georgia
*Horsehell
*Hey, Remember When We All Just Fucked?
*Yummy Yum Dumshit
*Condoms That Don't Work Protect You Better Than Choppin' Dat Shat Erfff! (1 Love)
*Tattoo of Michael Anthony Hall Around My Bellybutton
*Media Blackmail: The Lighter Side of
*I Told You, I Had An Affair With the Black Kid from Little Rascals!
*Ween'd Too Early in History: The Story of King Kong and John Locke
*Be A Plant for Christmas
*Weird Mexico
*Pestojerk
*Lil' God
*Yawn, What a Boring Lawn (Deathfucker 2000)
*Gino's First Tom Collins
*Minotaur You
*Really Rong
*Ricky vs. Cobra
*Laugh Twice, and Bob Hope is Reborn as a Tostido
*African Necklace (Don't Wake Daddy)
*Naas All Cases
*A Nillion Dorks
*3 Trillion F's 
*Gone Glad
*Satan's News
*Rollercoaster Fingers
*Behind Eyebrow Eyes
*2 Words: Alan Parsons
*Blubber Yorke
*She Swore She'd Never Love Another Imperial Starfighter Again
*Next Time, Bring Some Monopoly Money
*100 Year Gwar
*Then She Farted
*Word to the Wise: You're a Breast Plate
*Silent Merzbow
*A Bootstrap Goes A Long Way
*By the Power Invested in Steve Ballmer
*Read My Lips: Fuck Dinner
*Ain't Got a Racecar, Does Greg Proops?
*Subjective Tontons
*Invisible Comedian
*Peace, Love, and Cleveland Steamers
*Oil Stupids
*Look Out For That Minefield Johnny Unitas!
*Yeah, I Got a Porn Collection, and It's Mostly Gay, So What?
*God I Hate Oprah, She's So Dum-Dum
*Cash in Ya Chips
*You Are a Wireless Adapter
*Amazing Grace's Last Licks
*Overflush
*Bump The Things You Like
*Gruel-Os
*Do You Wanna Know My Secret?
*Stop-Motion Boo-boos
*Chocolate Milk Ambient Works
*Whipcream On Frank Sinatra’s Butt
*a) Will You Marry Me? b) Yes I Will c) The Last of the Mohicans
*Slam Dumb
*Unstoppable Car
*Wal-Green Tips
*Boys Like Girls (Bitches Like Riches)
*Sometimes, Myths R Real
*Nazi Rule In E Minor


==Criticism==
One critic, named Benny Multinational, said "Fizzleyak is really not good.  Whoever is using that name is a real stupid jerk person.  I hate him who do!"  He was retaded.  Fizzleyak also has been said to have links to Al-Queda and Johnny Knoxville.  Images of Fizzleyak having sex with a craisin have been posted numerous times on various message boards, although it is hard to tell if it was Photoshopped or not (it wasn't).  Fizzleyak is also said to be a certified genius, like Aphex Twin and Timothy McVeigh.