Notorious Players
From Hl2land
Jamessimo
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Historty
James Was born in 1989 to dominate the online world, some call this mythical creature the demon spawn of hitler and 34 carebearss and the doctor oncall was a weel chair bound axe murder. James First came across HL2land as a mingebag in mid May and then developed friendships will all the members over the HL2land Teamspeak. Some believe James was brought down to HL2land in a golden carriage as a gift from Xerxeѕ him self whiles little angles threw roses at his feet like a spanish bull fighter. James is currently best known for his charismatic behavor, good looks and being the funniest member in the HL2land community aswell as his tendancy to get wasted only to wake up and found out that some one made his drunken rants into a sound board. James Was Born with dyslexia In Wales but spent most of his life traveling the world and getting a social life, then James returned to Wales and decided that HL2land needed him. James has a Girl friend thus making him rad allong with the drinking and partying.
James's Turn ons and Turn offs
James Likes;
Funny people
People who kiss his ass
People who mistake him for a mighty god/admin
Beer and alkamahols
People who Use TS
Sex with ladies
People who are not so socially retarded that they have to cut a hole into there matress and Sex it just to feel like there purpose on this world means summin
James turn offs are;
People who rip the shit into his dyslexia
People who have a better chance of getting hit by an astorid then getting laid
Trolls
12year olds
James Ingame and in community roles
With in the comminuty James helps with photoshoping images for loved members, Making some members wish there were dead and a very light ammont of lua code (ok he barly scripted a ingame crack that is usefull but damn this is impressive). James Lives in Team Speake and his 2 Chars are James 'Quills' Simo (drug dealer) and Cmb.C18.CP-3.22323.Dargos as a CP level 3
James Interests
Punk/ska Music, Gaming, Cycling, Computer game development and drinking.
