Notorious Players

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Current revision as of 15:00, 10 March 2008

Jamessimo

Historty

James Was born in 1989 to dominate the online world, some call this mythical creature the demon spawn of hitler and 34 carebearss and the doctor oncall was a weel chair bound axe murder. James First came across HL2land as a mingebag in mid May and then developed friendships will all the members over the HL2land Teamspeak. Some believe James was brought down to HL2land in a golden carriage as a gift from Xerxeѕ him self whiles little angel's threw roses at his feet like a spanish bull fighter. James is currently best known for his charismatic behavor, good looks and being the funniest member in the HL2land community aswell as his tendancy to get wasted only to wake up and found out that some one made his drunken rants into a sound board. James Was Born with dyslexia In Wales but spent most of his life traveling the world and getting a social life, then James returned to Wales and decided that HL2land needed him. James has a Girl friend thus making him rad allong with the drinking and partying.

James's Turn ons and Turn offs

James Likes;

Funny people

People who kiss his ass

People who mistake him for a mighty god/admin

Beer and alkamahols

People who Use TS

Sex with ladies

People who are not so socially retarded that they have to cut a hole into there matress and Sex it just to feel like there purpose on this world means summin

James turn offs are;

People who rip the shit into his dyslexia

People who have a better chance of getting hit by an astorid then getting laid

Trolls

12year olds

James Ingame and in community roles

With in the comminuty James helps with photoshoping images for loved members, Making some members wish there were dead and a very light ammont of lua code (ok he barly scripted a ingame crack that is usefull but damn this is impressive). James Lives in Team Speak and his 2 Chars are James 'Quills' Simo (drug dealer)and Cmb.C18.TL-1.22323.Dargos

James Interests

Punk/Ska Music, Gaming, Cycling, Computer Game Development and Drinking. Nattually All these topics make James Rad.

James Punk Musik List

Anti-Flag - The Press Corpse Anal Thunder - Drink Myself To Death Anal Thunder - Lifelong Hangover The Aquabats – Fashion zombies The Aquabats - Super rad Bad Religion - In So Many Ways Billy Talent - Red Flag Rise Against - Prey for A Refugge The Clash - White Riot Dropkick Murphy’s - bar room hero The F-Ups - Screw You Flippin’ Beans - Weight of the World Gogol Bordello - 60 Revolutions Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple The HeartBurns – Outta Here Kicked in the Head - Breakdown Lagwagon - Mr. Coffee Lagwagon - Beer Goggles Mad Caddies – Riot Me First and the gimmi gimmis - Phantom of the Opera (Punk Covers) NOFX – Electricity NOFX - My Job to Keep Punk Rock Elite NOFX - Stickin in My Eye The Offspring - Lightning Rod Bad Religion - Punk Rock Song The Offspring - Da Hui The Offspring - Walla Walla Pennywise - Not far away Pennywise – Enemy Propagandi - Stick the ****ing Flag Up Your *** Reel Big Fish - Sell Out Reel Big Fish – Beer Streetlight Manifesto - Everything Went Numb Streetlight Manifesto - Point/Counterpoint Sublime - Date Rape Sum 41 - The Hell Song Voodoo Glow Skulls - El Coo Cool Voodoo Glow Skulls - Say Goodnight Masakazu Morita - Tattoos on the Sky Leftover Crack - Born to Die Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut me Up T.S.O.L. - Code Blue 7 Seconds - First Drink of the day D.F.L - Thought Control