Uber

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Uber is one of the leading members of Here Is Free. He is a native of Colorado and you should bow to him on all occasions. Technically not a user but a state of being. For example; "Whoa did you just see him, that was totally uber." Of course this was taking out of context it acctually read "Whoa did you just see Wilson," "Yeah I hate him, that was totally not uber," "Yeah uber is down the hall."

Also Uber was a state of mind created by the great Cthulu. He taught those under him how to be "UBER" as he said. It was originally meant to be an insult to make fun of those who disagreed with him. Cthulu would say "You are now UBER!!!" then he would eat them.

It originates from the german word uber which means over but grew to mean over one's colon. Meaning one was eaten. A common mistake is that uber means super, this is a misconception driven in by noobs. For Example: d00d u got pnw3d, no u, oh yea I m uber. Technically Uber is the only one who can say "I am Uber" otherwise everyone is saying they are over in germany or they have been eaten by Cthulu and if they get a lucky kill on Halo 2 then I guess they are not far from being eaten by Cthulu.

Followers of Uber are called Ubercons, mindless robots who have no ideas past the stomach lining of Cthulu. Enemies of Uber are varied. Some are furries who spam the cbox *cough*karatzue*cough*. Some are noobs that wanted to seem tall on IGN. Some are really friends that are readying their steak knives.

[edit] Facts and Misconceptions of user:UBER

FACT: He can in fact smell one's brain. FACT: He does hear pudding MISCONCEPTION: He has 6 toes on one foot and 9 on the other but he did both to your mom last night MISCONCEPTION: He does not lead the Center For Disease Control but he is an avid supporter for the fight against "Boogie Fever" FACT: He is in fact "with" Deadpool FACT: He herd u liek sunchips. MISCONCEPTION: A mole is not a measure of mass it is a quantity. FACT: Cthulu is in fact a long relative of the Star Mole yet he hates them because his wife had an affair and his wifes adulterer tricked him into raising the little bastard. What a playa hata. MISCONCEPTION: UBER was not raised by wolves he just consulted with them on multiple occasions.