How to Be Funny and Offensive
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Okay, here's how to do this shit. Here's how to make fun of other users that you despise.
PROTIPS
Call them a fag a lot. Also, link cool sounding words to fag. Example: spigelwii is a true forum hero.
Break out the photoshop. Any image can be made moar hilarious with a badly shooped face attatched to it. Example: place ultimate_cartman's face on the "How Do I shot Web?" picture. Caption: "How do I hacked accounts?"
If you really hate them, post gay porn all over the place. Example: Toad_allstar2.
Use memes. Example: mudkipz, etc.
For the type of tone and humor, use what the folks over at ED use. Keep it sarcastic, keep it witty. Keep it on topic. Don't make articles random and off-topic, like uncyclopedia does.
Post galleries of hilarious screencaps of said user making an ass out of himself at the end of your articles.
For particularly bad users, HIF and IGN will sometimes band together to make an article. In this case, go all out and post everything in this list in the article.
DON'T edit articles about yourself.
DON'T come whining to me or Puffteam. We will b& you.
Even if you're a respected user here, your article will still be a flamefest. Don't get butthurt.
We don't like anything.
We do like naked pictures of girls.
But we don't like anything else.
Hilarious /b/ copypasta = INSTANT win.
In Closing
These are the PROTIPS on making your articles great. For formatting help, check out Wikipedia's articles or just edit one yourself to see the codes used in them. This site uses the same codes.