Emunator

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Lord Emunator is the governor of ign.com's Super Smash Bros board, though he also plays an active role in international forum-state politics.  His ideology of not rejecting violence in self-defence is the anarchist tradition that rejects the initiation of violence and thus most forms of government, based as they are on force or the threat of same. Because Lord Emu is an old friend of hereisfree Commander MeGaBiTe, this tradition continues under the name of libertarianism and has developed a corpus of political economy theory which states that the ultimate reason governments engage in war is to extend their ability to coerce their own peoples.
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[[Image: Emunator.jpg|thumb|Emunator shortly before his addiction to drugs and t3h booty.]]
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His pacifist convictions are a matter of strictly private moral preference rather than a question of public policy, since the latter ultimately depends on coercion.  Nevertheless, in spite of Lord Emu's soft nature and charming mannerisms, he is insanely powerful because of his connections to even higher authorities...  Rumor has it that Lord Emu could end The Great War at will, but chooses not to, because he is so entertained by the violence.  Such contradictory sentiments make him a dangerous, elusive political figure since the post-silver age of ign.com.

Current revision as of 01:54, 26 October 2007

Lord Emunator is the governor of ign.com's Super Smash Bros board, though he also plays an active role in international forum-state politics. His ideology of not rejecting violence in self-defence is the anarchist tradition that rejects the initiation of violence and thus most forms of government, based as they are on force or the threat of same. Because Lord Emu is an old friend of hereisfree Commander MeGaBiTe, this tradition continues under the name of libertarianism and has developed a corpus of political economy theory which states that the ultimate reason governments engage in war is to extend their ability to coerce their own peoples.

Emunator shortly before his addiction to drugs and t3h booty.

His pacifist convictions are a matter of strictly private moral preference rather than a question of public policy, since the latter ultimately depends on coercion. Nevertheless, in spite of Lord Emu's soft nature and charming mannerisms, he is insanely powerful because of his connections to even higher authorities... Rumor has it that Lord Emu could end The Great War at will, but chooses not to, because he is so entertained by the violence. Such contradictory sentiments make him a dangerous, elusive political figure since the post-silver age of ign.com.

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