Editing Ultimate cartman

What can really be said about him? The man is truly retarded. All he does is whine about how good IGN use to be, like your senile old Grandpa. Not even the most devoted users of HIF understand his babbling, and his only power seems to be yelling at new users. He is one of the founding pillars of this war it would seem


==What Way Does He Swing?==
Ultimate Cartman is an accused pedophile and not the good kind. He goes for the little boys instead of the girls. But the one thing that Ultimate Cartman likes more than the little boys, is the dead ones. I don't mean the freshly dead ones, I mean he wants them to pretty much be bones with a bit of rotting flesh still stuck on. At least one eye has to be poked out, as the saying goes any hole is a goal. Ultimate Cartman takes this to a new level with his pedophile necrophiliac skull fucking ways. He really is one of those people who won't get any action any other way. He strikes out with more ladies than Unholy Avenger, who has been turned down by every woman in the planet.

==Lack of Friends==
My mum says I can't be friends with ultimate cartman anymore.

==Sexuality==

Another thing that most people question is Ultimate Cartman's sexuality. He does not understand what side he belongs to, no one does. Is he a man? Is he a woman? Or is he something that has never been discovered before. All we know is that he somehow repulses both genders in such a way that has never been seen before.

==Ultimate Cartman's eventual demise==

After he realizes that the above facts are true, he need this picture

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/publicsafetyspoof.jpg Ultimate Cartman pay close attention.
Remember its down the road not across the street.
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