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Albert Einstein is a person with cool hair who is most credited with his thoery of tounge, a theory that greated inpacted the world of both Social Psychology and Free Cakes. He was awarded the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 2412. He also is a philospher, and created the belief that you should not smoke if underage. Listen to the genius kiddies.

The Theory of Tounge

One of Einstein's most popular teachings is that you should stick out your tounge if you are a genius. This thoery was proved by Thomas Edison, who stuck out his tounge seconds before creating the world's first cow. Also, Pikachu stuck out his tounge about an hour before bring Jesse James to court.

Early Life

Einstein was the son of Avril Lavigne and Jesse James. In the year of 1012, his god-mother JK Rowling started "The Battle of Cambrai" in World War IV. After the battle was finsihed, Rowling got arrested. This arrest shook Eintein's life, and he joined a group of biologists studying sea monkeys. Einstein got bored of doing this, and changed biology to potterogly, the study of Harry Potter, Rowling's son's brother's uncle in law.