Scurry Inertia

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• Join Date: March 7th, 2005
• Location: Melbourne, Australia
• Age: 17

Scurry Inertia (now known as Escape Velocity) has been active on the forums for over a year and to date has brought a fresh sense of humor and a vibe of awesomeness to the forums.

More than a poster

Scurry has a current post count of over 5000 and has brought many significant threads to the forums. One of his earliest works was the thread about the true identity of Jesus, Potato Jesus. A thread that in the following months he would be recognised for multiple times. Along with the thread there was an avatar that had the phrase 'Jesus is a Potato'. He later tried to further his cult thread Potato Jesus with a follow up campaign of "Elephants wear pants". It never reached the notority of Potato Jesus.

However, despite his uber-awesomeness, he cannot compare to the mighty Phil (Ingrate) who is just the pinnacle of awesomeality.