Rum Diary, The
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Most notable is member Utah, known by several other aliases throughout the years, had been the motor force behind several power struggles. It is often speculated that Utah is the owner of govteen, and plays a small role so as to spy on appointed administrators. Utah's most famous moment was when he united 1,709 govteen members to overthrow the administration--the uprising was crushed and all 1,709 members were "silenced." Utah got away free due to lack of evidence needed to pin him to the uprising. He is currently dormant and underground. | Most notable is member Utah, known by several other aliases throughout the years, had been the motor force behind several power struggles. It is often speculated that Utah is the owner of govteen, and plays a small role so as to spy on appointed administrators. Utah's most famous moment was when he united 1,709 govteen members to overthrow the administration--the uprising was crushed and all 1,709 members were "silenced." Utah got away free due to lack of evidence needed to pin him to the uprising. He is currently dormant and underground. | ||
| - | Member Alaska, an attention-grabbing Australian and former high-level govteen official, had a several months-long affair with Utah and gained the coveted membership into the Rum Diary, known then as GKS. Alaska is dormant, but continues to write Utah love letters and is said to be hacking govteen for the purpose of technical control over the Utah puppet regime. | + | Member Alaska, an attention-grabbing Australian and former high-level govteen official, had a several months-long affair with Utah and gained the coveted membership into the Rum Diary, known then as GKS. Alaska is dormant, but continues to write Utah love letters and is said to be hacking govteen for the purpose of technical control over the Utah puppet regime. Also has a strange love for Eight Legged Freaks. |
Member Fabulous. serves as the liason between Utah's revolutionaries and govteen administration. He has intimidated even the hardest of administrators...often settling disputes long before an uprising could occur. He reportedly held a global moderator off a balcony by his legs, upside down, until he promised to join the 521st mutiny. | Member Fabulous. serves as the liason between Utah's revolutionaries and govteen administration. He has intimidated even the hardest of administrators...often settling disputes long before an uprising could occur. He reportedly held a global moderator off a balcony by his legs, upside down, until he promised to join the 521st mutiny. | ||
Current revision as of 04:58, 12 September 2006
The Rum Diary, formerly Go Karts and Soda (GKS), was introduced by long time govteen members several years ago. It is the most prestigeous and important diary at govteen, often setting the stage for govteen political coups.
Most notable is member Utah, known by several other aliases throughout the years, had been the motor force behind several power struggles. It is often speculated that Utah is the owner of govteen, and plays a small role so as to spy on appointed administrators. Utah's most famous moment was when he united 1,709 govteen members to overthrow the administration--the uprising was crushed and all 1,709 members were "silenced." Utah got away free due to lack of evidence needed to pin him to the uprising. He is currently dormant and underground.
Member Alaska, an attention-grabbing Australian and former high-level govteen official, had a several months-long affair with Utah and gained the coveted membership into the Rum Diary, known then as GKS. Alaska is dormant, but continues to write Utah love letters and is said to be hacking govteen for the purpose of technical control over the Utah puppet regime. Also has a strange love for Eight Legged Freaks.
Member Fabulous. serves as the liason between Utah's revolutionaries and govteen administration. He has intimidated even the hardest of administrators...often settling disputes long before an uprising could occur. He reportedly held a global moderator off a balcony by his legs, upside down, until he promised to join the 521st mutiny.
Member Astrid joined Rum Diary after an affair with Utah, her role was minimal, but she made some decisions leading to the downfall and nervous breakdown of an administrator.
Member Mikey!, the relatively unknown and dangerous member, popular among the countdown crowd, and known widely simply as "The Gorilla"--provided several services to the various Utah uprisings and govteen power struggles. It is said that on the night of February 31 2003, he and Utah destroyed millions of dollars of property for the purpose of terrorizing a London-based administrator responsible for enforcing certain terms of service and freezing Utah. The administrator lifted the freeze and then gave up control--to the relief of Rum Diary members.
Member Bricoleur, intellectual Godfather and organizational mastermind to the Utah uprisings, was able to gather copious amounts of intellegence on the controlling regime. His influence spanned several thousand members and, at the order of Utah, was on alert to start a well organized uprising if needed. No uprising with the aid of Bricoleur's organizational masterminding failed. He holds the key to Rum Diary's only "nuclear weapon"--an ocean of angry govteenagers.
Rum Diary is currently lead by Mikey! with members Italiano89, Fabulous., Mikey!, Utah, Alaska, and Bricoleur. Little is known about the activities of its members, or what they are currently planning. They are watched closely by the administration, and recieve thousands of membership requests per day. This is a diary to watch.
