Index.php
From Glitches
Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
- | + | Tiger lay there, feeling notably hungry. As tigers have a tendency to. Switching his tail. | |
- | + | Suddenly in the glade ahead seemed a fat hot Antelope. | |
- | + | Oh said Lion, Dinner Time! | |
- | + | He crawled on his belly, inching closer and closer to his meal. But a warning was chirped by a Bird! CHANCE The Antelope looked up, saw the Tiger and thought Oh, Oh, Id better produce a move. It could be the Tigers meal time but its certainly not mine! | |
- | + | Stay there a few seconds... | |
- | + | Jungle Scene 1 | |
- | + | Lion lay there, feeling significantly hungry. As tigers tend to. Converting his end. | |
- | + | Suddenly in the glade ahead appeared a fat hot Antelope. | |
- | + | Ah said Lion, Dinner Time! | |
- | + | He crawled on his belly, inching closer and closer to his meal. But a Bird chirped a warning! CHANCE The Antelope looked up, saw the Tiger and thought Oh, Oh, Id better produce a move. It might be the Tigers meal time but its definitely not mine! | |
- | + | Stay there a couple of seconds Mr Tiger while I get myself warmed-up and ready for action, itll just take two switches of one's butt | |
+ | |||
+ | BANG! His dinner was eaten by tiger | ||
+ | |||
+ | Jungle Scene 2 | ||
+ | |||
+ | Tiger lay there, feeling somewhat hungry. As tigers tend to. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Suddenly in the glade ahead seemed a fat hot Antelope. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Oh said Tiger, Meal Time! | ||
+ | |||
+ | He crawled on his belly, inching closer and closer to his lunch. But a Bird chirped a warning! The Tiger was seen by danger The Antelope looked up, and with out a flash of an eyelid | ||
+ | |||
+ | SPRANG IN to IMMEDIATE DISASTER ACTION | ||
+ | |||
+ | And so was frequently noticed in that glade again. | ||
+ | |||
+ | [Aesop?] | ||
+ | |||
+ | Your interest might lie in the general sports industry. Watchfully developing yourself towards peak performance, towards medals, towards sporting fame. Fine. There are recognized and highly qualified Coaches who'll guide and train you. You will find established and very successful proven education workouts, all involving basic warm-ups. | ||
+ | |||
+ | My interest is fairly different. My interest in the Martial Arts is solely for Personal Protection. For effective and serious home defense. To Survive! | ||
+ | |||
+ | For that reason, even though I experienced as a Physiotherapist and am a Place Coach in the Fighting Techinques | ||
+ | |||
+ | I DO NOT RELY ON PREPARATORY WARM-UP TRAINING | ||
+ | |||
+ | If you prefix your instruction with warm-up exercises there's the greatest danger that when you find yourself in mortal danger since the Mugger rushes at you you will mentally need certainly to proceed through them. | ||
+ | |||
+ | There is almost no time! | ||
+ | |||
+ | YOU'LL BE EATEN! | ||
+ | |||
+ | ACTUALLY PRACTICE but TRAIN FOR SURE! Tiger lay there, feeling notably hungry. As tigers have a tendency to. Changing his tail. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Suddenly in the glade ahead seemed a fat hot Antelope. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Tiger was said by ah, Dinner Time! | ||
+ | |||
+ | He crawled on his stomach, inching closer and closer to his lunch. But a Bird chirped a warning! RISK The Antelope looked up, saw the Tiger and believed Oh, Oh, Id better make a move. It may be the Tigers dinner time but its certainly not mine! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Stay there a couple of seconds... | ||
+ | |||
+ | Jungle Scene 1 | ||
+ | |||
+ | Lion lay there, feeling significantly hungry. As tigers often. Changing his end. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Suddenly in the glade ahead seemed a fat hot Antelope. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Tiger was said by ah, Dinner Time! | ||
+ | |||
+ | He crawled on his stomach, inching closer and closer to his lunch. But a warning was chirped by a Bird! THREAT The Antelope looked up, saw the Tiger and believed Oh, Oh, Id better create a move. It may be the Tigers dinner time but its most certainly not mine! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Stay there a few seconds Mr Tiger while I get myself warmed-up and ready for action, itll only take two buttons of your tail | ||
+ | |||
+ | RETURN! His dinner was eaten by tiger | ||
+ | |||
+ | Marketplace Scene 2 | ||
+ | |||
+ | Lion lay there, feeling somewhat hungry. As tigers have a tendency to. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Suddenly in the glade ahead appeared a fat hot Antelope. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Ah said Tiger, Meal Time! | ||
+ | |||
+ | He crawled on his stomach, inching closer and closer to his meal. But a warning was chirped by a Bird! The Tiger was seen by danger The Antelope looked up, and with no blink of an eyelid | ||
+ | |||
+ | JUMPED INTO QUICK CRISIS ACTIVITY | ||
+ | |||
+ | And therefore was frequently noticed in that glade again. | ||
+ | |||
+ | [Aesop?] | ||
+ | |||
+ | Your interest might lie in the typical sports field. Carefully developing yourself towards top efficiency, towards medals, towards sporting fame. Fine. There are highly skilled and established Coaches who'll guide and teach you. There are very successful and recognized established training workouts, all involving preparatory warm-ups. | ||
+ | |||
+ | My interest is quite different. My curiosity about the Martial Arts is entirely for Personal Protection. For severe and effective home defence. To Survive! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Thus, even though I experienced as a Physiotherapist and am an Area Coach in the Fighting Styles | ||
+ | |||
+ | I ACTUALLY DO NOT HAVE CONFIDENCE IN PREPARATORY WARM-UP EXERCISING | ||
+ | |||
+ | If you prefix your instruction with warm-up routines there's the greatest danger that when you get in mortal danger as the Mugger rushes at you you will mentally need to proceed through them. | ||
+ | |||
+ | There is virtually no time! | ||
+ | |||
+ | YOU WILL BE EATEN! | ||
+ | |||
+ | REALLY PRACTICE but EDUCATE FOR REAL! |
Revision as of 19:58, 1 April 2013
Tiger lay there, feeling notably hungry. As tigers have a tendency to. Switching his tail.
Suddenly in the glade ahead seemed a fat hot Antelope.
Oh said Lion, Dinner Time!
He crawled on his belly, inching closer and closer to his meal. But a warning was chirped by a Bird! CHANCE The Antelope looked up, saw the Tiger and thought Oh, Oh, Id better produce a move. It could be the Tigers meal time but its certainly not mine!
Stay there a few seconds...
Jungle Scene 1
Lion lay there, feeling significantly hungry. As tigers tend to. Converting his end.
Suddenly in the glade ahead appeared a fat hot Antelope.
Ah said Lion, Dinner Time!
He crawled on his belly, inching closer and closer to his meal. But a Bird chirped a warning! CHANCE The Antelope looked up, saw the Tiger and thought Oh, Oh, Id better produce a move. It might be the Tigers meal time but its definitely not mine!
Stay there a couple of seconds Mr Tiger while I get myself warmed-up and ready for action, itll just take two switches of one's butt
BANG! His dinner was eaten by tiger
Jungle Scene 2
Tiger lay there, feeling somewhat hungry. As tigers tend to.
Suddenly in the glade ahead seemed a fat hot Antelope.
Oh said Tiger, Meal Time!
He crawled on his belly, inching closer and closer to his lunch. But a Bird chirped a warning! The Tiger was seen by danger The Antelope looked up, and with out a flash of an eyelid
SPRANG IN to IMMEDIATE DISASTER ACTION
And so was frequently noticed in that glade again.
[Aesop?]
Your interest might lie in the general sports industry. Watchfully developing yourself towards peak performance, towards medals, towards sporting fame. Fine. There are recognized and highly qualified Coaches who'll guide and train you. You will find established and very successful proven education workouts, all involving basic warm-ups.
My interest is fairly different. My interest in the Martial Arts is solely for Personal Protection. For effective and serious home defense. To Survive!
For that reason, even though I experienced as a Physiotherapist and am a Place Coach in the Fighting Techinques
I DO NOT RELY ON PREPARATORY WARM-UP TRAINING
If you prefix your instruction with warm-up exercises there's the greatest danger that when you find yourself in mortal danger since the Mugger rushes at you you will mentally need certainly to proceed through them.
There is almost no time!
YOU'LL BE EATEN!
ACTUALLY PRACTICE but TRAIN FOR SURE! Tiger lay there, feeling notably hungry. As tigers have a tendency to. Changing his tail.
Suddenly in the glade ahead seemed a fat hot Antelope.
Tiger was said by ah, Dinner Time!
He crawled on his stomach, inching closer and closer to his lunch. But a Bird chirped a warning! RISK The Antelope looked up, saw the Tiger and believed Oh, Oh, Id better make a move. It may be the Tigers dinner time but its certainly not mine!
Stay there a couple of seconds...
Jungle Scene 1
Lion lay there, feeling significantly hungry. As tigers often. Changing his end.
Suddenly in the glade ahead seemed a fat hot Antelope.
Tiger was said by ah, Dinner Time!
He crawled on his stomach, inching closer and closer to his lunch. But a warning was chirped by a Bird! THREAT The Antelope looked up, saw the Tiger and believed Oh, Oh, Id better create a move. It may be the Tigers dinner time but its most certainly not mine!
Stay there a few seconds Mr Tiger while I get myself warmed-up and ready for action, itll only take two buttons of your tail
RETURN! His dinner was eaten by tiger
Marketplace Scene 2
Lion lay there, feeling somewhat hungry. As tigers have a tendency to.
Suddenly in the glade ahead appeared a fat hot Antelope.
Ah said Tiger, Meal Time!
He crawled on his stomach, inching closer and closer to his meal. But a warning was chirped by a Bird! The Tiger was seen by danger The Antelope looked up, and with no blink of an eyelid
JUMPED INTO QUICK CRISIS ACTIVITY
And therefore was frequently noticed in that glade again.
[Aesop?]
Your interest might lie in the typical sports field. Carefully developing yourself towards top efficiency, towards medals, towards sporting fame. Fine. There are highly skilled and established Coaches who'll guide and teach you. There are very successful and recognized established training workouts, all involving preparatory warm-ups.
My interest is quite different. My curiosity about the Martial Arts is entirely for Personal Protection. For severe and effective home defence. To Survive!
Thus, even though I experienced as a Physiotherapist and am an Area Coach in the Fighting Styles
I ACTUALLY DO NOT HAVE CONFIDENCE IN PREPARATORY WARM-UP EXERCISING
If you prefix your instruction with warm-up routines there's the greatest danger that when you get in mortal danger as the Mugger rushes at you you will mentally need to proceed through them.
There is virtually no time!
YOU WILL BE EATEN!
REALLY PRACTICE but EDUCATE FOR REAL!