Fetter Zickleinmorder

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A man without a home, a boy without a friend, Fetter Zickleinmorder is the evil German we all know and love. Renowned for his 'Anti-American' attitude towards things, he was born on October 16th, 1991 in Los Angeles, California.

Fetter exists only for music, and is seriously considering relocating to a new dimension since the beginning of shoddy hip-hop groups such as 50 cent.

Fetter's Outlook on America

Fetter has suceeded from his native land of the United States and is currently an illeagal alien living within the boundaries of the country of demons, the US.

His opinion on the United States is that they are a bunch of mind-washed, ass-kissing, butt-monkies.

Who is Fetter Zickleinmorder

Real Name: Lorenz
Age: 15 as of 2006
Location: In a trash-bin in the US
Occupation: Bus Pirate
Religious Beliefs: Pastafarian
Music preferences: Metal, rock, punk, goth, emo, and all other genres branching from rock
Appearance: Tall, dark, white, evil.