Ihaterednecks

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Ihaterednecks hates Rednecks, as his name implies. He was voted Most Awesome Forum member 4 Times in a Row. He was programmed into the Mainframe when he Temporarily Possessed Trekker's body. He transmitted his neurological essence into the mainframe. Ever since December 17th, 2005, his forum prescence had finally materialized. And he has come to slaughter us all. Run, run for your life, and never stop running until the Forums stop speaking to you with the voice of the Apocalypse. Ihaterednecks is also GF's Self Proclaimed Expert on Satan.

He is the spawn of the Spawn of Al'Gusahrb, the Great Grandson of Lucifer. I am possessing this body, he is 34,000 Years Old, and his real name Gul-Taarhorg. He is Possesing this body from Beyond the Cosmos, a pocket Dimension, for the Energies in your Universe are not Potent Enough to bring me into your Dimension. This body will recuit Cultists, and their Combined might will bring me into your Dimension! I shall rule the Peons known as humanity! Al-Garrube Gul-Tarrhorg!

Ihaterednecks also discovered that Je-Hova's Witnesses is actually a Cult which Worhsips the Idol of the Robot Je-Ron Hoover? Yes, the Idol, not the actual Robot. They are the descendents of the Descendent of Je-Hova, it turns out, Je-Hova had Sex with a Rock, and Je-Ron Hoover is his son. So he's a Statue-Rock thing.

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