Lord Wiener

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The almighty Lord of the Peach, all who are decent and clothen worship his greatness. He shares his wisdom in the truly spectacular "Ask-a-Wiener".

On a more serious note, he was burnt on his legs when he was one-year-old. Apparently it "Doesn't hurt, but it's a pain in the ass when you can't walk as long as others." He is half British, half German and speaks German, English and un petit peu de French. He loves to speak Afrikaans.