Master Lindale

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Single-handedly improving Switzerland to hyper-cool, Master Lindale Mustaparta is a wonderful, ethereal presence gracing the forums with his words. Of course, if you catch him in the right mood, he will sometimes spew forth Russian all over the place, just to see what people say.

Background

Originally trained on Dantooine, Lindale is a (mostly human) Jedi who was awarded the rank of "Master" for his teachings of The Force. He also possesses an impressive collection of lightsabres. His 3 favourites are:

1. He has been known to wield a regal and ornately figured sabre with a golden hilt, and a golden blade to match. He only uses this for purely ceremonia purposes though.

2. He is also in possession of a Sith sabre that seems to have been grown from a single coral oragnism. Due to the purely organic nature of this sabre, there is no activation button, but rather, it is activated using The Force. Upon activation, a bronze blade emerges.

3. The primary sabre he carries for combat and protection features a viridian blade, and an ornate curved hilt that has been hand-wrapped in leather.

In addition to his common employment of curved-hilt sabres, Lindale is also proficient in the use of sabre pikes. Taking inspiration from his Golden Sabre, Lindale constructed his personal pike to feature a gloss black finish, elaborate dragon carvings emblazoned in gold, and a golden blade to match.

FileFront Career

Among FileFront, He started off as a lurker, where he remained in the shadows for nearly 2 years before finally being bribed to create a profile. At the time, he was rather bashful, and identified himself only as "Lindale." As time went on, he finally grew to accept his title of "Master," and has carried the rank ever since.

Nowadays, he runs the local Cantina, as the server during the midnight shift. He lifes to frequently boast about his (very) wide assortment and collection of rare and obscure alcoholic beverages. His most prized is a cask of genuine Juma Juice from Alderaan. As a welcoming gift, he offers all new members a complimentary round of drinks. However, this comes with one condition, that they "leave the war outside."

On the begining of April, 2011, Lindale was promoted to Supermod. This was done "to annoy the forums, and make things generally irritating." After only a week, he begrudgingly surrendered the title because of the pesky rule that states, "Thou shalt NOT feed the moderators." As a result of this rule, Lindale very nearly died of starvation. Sadly, this ordeal forced him to be placed into temporary stasis in the local sickbay. Of course, he was forced to obey the orders of the EMH, not knowing at the time, that he could simply alter the EMH's program, or entirely delete it with only a few well-placed commands.

In November of 2011, Lindale finally mastered the art of cooking. As a result, he no longer had to worry about starving due to his modship. With this, he was finally promoted to the rank of "Moderator" on the Forum's own TinyChat channel.

Personal Life

Lindale is known for being a nerd, a Trekkie, a "walking Star Wars encyclopedia," and an overall friendly neighborhood niceguy.

Lindale is also known for being an elite Grammar Nazi, and will frequently "find your lack or grammar...disturbing." In addition, he also helped to create a storytelling forum, appropriately known as the Creative Writing Forum. Sadly, his own writings have since disappeared deep into the depths of the archive. He may, however, share them with you if you ask him politely.

Most active around midnight to early morning, he can often be found somewhere in the Flying Circus, or bantering on TinyChat.

Master Lindale likes tea, Earl Grey, hot. He also likes grading English papers, Oxford's Dictionary, Germanic spellings, classical literature, classical musik, opera, dogs, aviation, mountains, chocolate, cheeses, French wines, and lightsabres.