Afterburner

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General Information

Afterburner joined the Gaming Forums on June 1st, 2005. Since then he has become an evil madman obsessed by pants. He frequents both the Pub and Spam forums, making the occasional posts in other fourms. Often looked upon as savior of the world he is humble enough not to make a big deal out of it. He has graced the forums for a long enough time that it is impossible to understand how bleak and hopeless they seemed before his arrival.

Forum History

Joined June 1st, 2005.

Original name was <StG>Nighthawk.

Originally had pants, no longer does.

Beliefs

Afterburner believes in the equality of mankind. Everyone, every man, woman, and child, should be equally subject to his will. All should be equally opressed by his lord, our great King Afterburner. His eventual goal is to conquer the world and bring peace and prosperity by shooting those he doesn't like. And he doesn't like Mormons at all.

Other Information

Afterburner has a strong, some would say irrational hatred of pants. It is believed that an incident in his youth involving a goat, three sticks of beef jerkey, and a hamster are to blame. He is also fond of sexual innuendos. Once in a great while he comes up with a good one, such as Greasing the Crankshaft.

Afterburner is a mercenary in the forum wars. He sells his services to the highest bidder.

After burner has jacked the follwoing four threads.

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