Corgy's Speech

From Gbh

Corgy's speech, delivered after the ban attack on Katana.

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Two days ago, February 3rd, 2006 -- a date which will live in infamy -- the United States of GBH was suddenly and deliberately banned by naval and air forces of the Empire of Gearbox.

The United States of GBH was at peace with that forum and, at the solicitation of Gearbox, was still in conversation with its management and ennui looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Forums. Indeed, one day after Gearbox had banned Katana, Gowman delivered to Katana a formal reply to a private message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue attempting to be unbanned, it contained no threat or hint of IP ban.

It will be recorded that the distance of GBH from Gearbox makes it obvious that the ban was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Gearbox moderators has deliberately sought to deceive GBH by false statements and expressions of hope for no bannings.

The attack 2 days ago on Katana has caused severe damage to GBH's morale. I regret to tell you that very many GBH lives have been lost. In addition, GBH ships have been reported banned between 9mm man's posts and Evan's posts.

Yesterday, the Gearbox moderators also launched an attack against Nazis.

Last night, Gearbox moderators attacked my dog.

Last night, Gearbox moderators attacked Bill Nye the Science Guy.

Last night, Gearbox moderators attacked Chuck Norris.

Last night, Gearbox moderators attacked Jesus.

And this morning, Gearbox moderators attacked lulz.

Gearbox moderators have, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout GBH. The facts of two days ago, yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of GBH have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our channel.

As commander in chief of the Army and Navy of GBH, I have directed that all measures be taken for our offense. But always will our whole channel remember the character of the onslaught against us.

No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated banning spree, the people of GBH in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.

I believe that I interpret the will of the Ops and of the n00bz when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost, but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us.

Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory, and our interests are in grave danger.

With confidence in our armed spammers, with the unbounding determination of our doods, we will gain the inevitable triumph -- so help us Allah.

I ask that the Ops declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Moderators on Friday, February 3rd, 2006, a state of war has existed between GBH and Gearbox.

Note From Corgy

Chuck Norris is gay.