A Tale of Two Santas

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A Tale of Two Santas is from Season 3 Episode 3.

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Plot

Planet Express has to deliver a sack of children's letters to Santa in his Death Fortress on Neptune. They meet Neptunians (Elves) that are shrimpy because he [Santa] does not feed them. They go in the sack with elves carrying it. Leela creates a paradox so Santa-Bot would expload. It works, although his head has Paradox-Upsorbing Crouble Zobes. They're rockets cause Santa to stick in the ice. They start to make toys again [Elves] and Bender delivers them. They think he's an original! He is sent to death. Can anyone or Bender prove his inoccence?

Quotes

Mayor: When I pull the switch this powerful electric magnet will tear you limb from limb, killing you in the most humaine possible manner.
Bender: But, Mr. Mayor, that doesn't sound humaine!
Mayor: It is for the wittnesses, 'cause it's not boring!

Bender: NO! STOP THE MAGNETS! SWING LOW, SWEET CHARRIOT, COMIN' FOR TO CARRY ME HOME! SWING LOW!
Fry: This is horrible!
Hubert: But it's not boring!

Fry: STOP! I'm santa claus!
Hermes: NO! I'm santa claus!
Amy: Were also santa claus!!
Zoidberg: And I'm his friend, Jesus!

Mayor: How dare you lie in front of Jesus!? Hey, zero!

Mayor: My god, the real santa! Get him, Jesus!
Zoidberg: I help those who help themselves! (Runs away.)

Bender: Santa, you saved my life! Please don't kill me!

Bender: Aw, Geewiz santa, you want me to help you?
Fry: (To Bender) Don't do it! He's evil!
Santa-Bot: I know he is but I have no choice!

Santa-Bot: Here's a token for being me while I was trapped in the ice! (Hands him present)
Bender: Hehehehe! Hey chief, you screwed up! There's nothin' in here!!
Santa-Bot: Oh, it might appear empty but the message is clear, play santa again, and I'll kill you next year! (Kicks Bender out of sleigh.)

Controversy

This episode was on the shelf for a year and they finally decided to air it at 8:30PM rated TV-14.

Sequel

Ho-ho-uh-oh!

Refrences

none.

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