A Tale of Two Santas
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A Tale of Two Santas is from Season 3 Episode 3.
Plot
Planet Express has to deliver a sack of children's letters to Santa in his Death Fortress on Neptune. They meet Neptunians (Elves) that are shrimpy because he [Santa] does not feed them. They go in the sack with elves carrying it. Leela creates a paradox so Santa-Bot would expload. It works, although his head has Paradox-Upsorbing Crouble Zobes. They're rockets cause Santa to stick in the ice. They start to make toys again [Elves] and Bender delivers them. They think he's an original! He is sent to death. Can anyone or Bender prove his inoccence?
Quotes
- Mayor: When I pull the switch this powerful electric magnet will tear you limb from limb, killing you in the most humaine possible manner.
- Bender: But, Mr. Mayor, that doesn't sound humaine!
- Mayor: It is for the wittnesses, 'cause it's not boring!
- Bender: NO! STOP THE MAGNETS! SWING LOW, SWEET CHARRIOT, COMIN' FOR TO CARRY ME HOME! SWING LOW!
- Fry: This is horrible!
- Hubert: But it's not boring!
- Fry: STOP! I'm santa claus!
- Hermes: NO! I'm santa claus!
- Amy: Were also santa claus!!
- Zoidberg: And I'm his friend, Jesus!
- Mayor: How dare you lie in front of Jesus!? Hey, zero!
