A Tale of Two Santas
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:'''Fry''': This is horrible! | :'''Fry''': This is horrible! | ||
:'''Hubert''': But it's not boring! | :'''Hubert''': But it's not boring! | ||
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| + | :'''Fry''': STOP! I'm santa claus! | ||
| + | :'''Hermes''': NO! I'm santa claus! | ||
| + | :'''Amy''': Were also santa claus!! | ||
| + | :'''Zoidberg''': And I'm his friend, Jesus! | ||
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| + | :'''Mayor''': How dare you lie in front of Jesus!? Hey, zero! | ||
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| + | :'''Mayor''': My god, the real santa! Get him, Jesus! | ||
| + | :'''Zoidberg''': I help those who help themselves! (Runs away.) | ||
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| + | :'''Bender''': Santa, you saved my life! Please don't kill me! | ||
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| + | :'''Bender''': Aw, Geewiz santa, you want me to help you? | ||
| + | :'''Fry''': (To Bender) Don't do it! He's evil! | ||
| + | :'''Santa-Bot''': I know he is but I have no choice! | ||
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| + | :'''Santa-Bot''': Here's a token for being me while I was trapped in the ice! (Hands him present) | ||
| + | :'''Bender''': Hehehehe! Hey chief, you screwed up! There's nothin' in here!! | ||
| + | :'''Santa-Bot''': Oh, it might appear empty but the message is clear, play santa again, and I'll kill you next year! (Kicks Bender out of sleigh.) | ||
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| + | ==Controversy== | ||
| + | This episode was on the shelf for a year and they finally decided to air it at 8:30PM rated TV-14. | ||
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| + | ==Sequel== | ||
| + | [[Ho-ho-uh-oh!]] | ||
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| + | ==Refrences== | ||
| + | none. | ||
Current revision as of 19:23, 22 June 2008
A Tale of Two Santas is from Season 3 Episode 3.
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Plot
Planet Express has to deliver a sack of children's letters to Santa in his Death Fortress on Neptune. They meet Neptunians (Elves) that are shrimpy because he [Santa] does not feed them. They go in the sack with elves carrying it. Leela creates a paradox so Santa-Bot would expload. It works, although his head has Paradox-Upsorbing Crouble Zobes. They're rockets cause Santa to stick in the ice. They start to make toys again [Elves] and Bender delivers them. They think he's an original! He is sent to death. Can anyone or Bender prove his inoccence?
Quotes
- Mayor: When I pull the switch this powerful electric magnet will tear you limb from limb, killing you in the most humaine possible manner.
- Bender: But, Mr. Mayor, that doesn't sound humaine!
- Mayor: It is for the wittnesses, 'cause it's not boring!
- Bender: NO! STOP THE MAGNETS! SWING LOW, SWEET CHARRIOT, COMIN' FOR TO CARRY ME HOME! SWING LOW!
- Fry: This is horrible!
- Hubert: But it's not boring!
- Fry: STOP! I'm santa claus!
- Hermes: NO! I'm santa claus!
- Amy: Were also santa claus!!
- Zoidberg: And I'm his friend, Jesus!
- Mayor: How dare you lie in front of Jesus!? Hey, zero!
- Mayor: My god, the real santa! Get him, Jesus!
- Zoidberg: I help those who help themselves! (Runs away.)
- Bender: Santa, you saved my life! Please don't kill me!
- Bender: Aw, Geewiz santa, you want me to help you?
- Fry: (To Bender) Don't do it! He's evil!
- Santa-Bot: I know he is but I have no choice!
- Santa-Bot: Here's a token for being me while I was trapped in the ice! (Hands him present)
- Bender: Hehehehe! Hey chief, you screwed up! There's nothin' in here!!
- Santa-Bot: Oh, it might appear empty but the message is clear, play santa again, and I'll kill you next year! (Kicks Bender out of sleigh.)
Controversy
This episode was on the shelf for a year and they finally decided to air it at 8:30PM rated TV-14.
Sequel
Refrences
none.
