Trivia
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Forum Stage Episode #2
Episode Description: Idiot is confronted by Union of Darkness and madness ensues. Space Tree killed Allon.
Cast (in order of appearance): YesIAmAnIdiot, Rya's Lover, Fabio, Ghostmail, Fett, Gamexprt, Bup, Hundera, Lucon, Union of Darkness, Lucon, Simon Cowell (easter egg)
Transcript
{The movie begins with YesIAmAnIdiot furiously scribbling down plans to escape on a piece of paper. Suddenly, Rya's Lover drops from the top of the screen.}
RYA'S LOVER: Oh my god! Oh my god! O- {the letter "O" appears on screen} M- {the letter "M" appears} G! {G appears and then the text disappears shortly after. YesIAmAnIdiot stops writing plans and stares angrily at Rya's Lover} Guys, I just got a message from my mom saying that Matt is gonna take Rya out of Bonus Stage! {pause} Guys? Hello? Guys? {pause} Guys- {YesIAmAnIdiot punches Rya's Lover off-screen}
YESIAMANIDIOT: God! Shut up! I can't believe you're wasting oxygen talking about this! Don't you guys do anything other than bitch about Bonus Stage?
{cut to Fabio, who seems to be sleepy and is drooling}
FABIO: {weakly} unghugh the episodes are too short...
{cut to Ghostmail who appears to be sleeping, but after a few moments he opens his eyes}
GHOSTMAIL: Uh?
{cut back to YesIAmAnIdiot}
YESIAMANIDIOT: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! {the screen closes in and fades to red as he screams}
{the opening intro plays}
{cut to YesIAmAnIdiot and Fett}
YESIAMANIDIOT: This is sooo boring! How come we don't go to a chat room or something?
FETT: Oh, no one's gone to the chat room since the incident last month.
{cut to last month, where Rya's Lover, Fett, Fabio, gamexprt and Hundera are standing in front of a lobby background}
GAMEXPRT: So... what was she wearing?
{Bup appears from the bottom of the screen}
BUP: Hey, newbies! Check out this cool thing I got from a site at the 404cer!
{a pop-up appears, it reads: YOU WON A CONTEST AND STUFF!}
HUNDERA: That's fascinating. Now leave.
{A bug suddenly drops from the top of the screen, and Lucon appears from the right side of the screen}
LUCON: What the hell is going on here?
{ZLXQ3000 appears}
ZLXQ3000: Watch out, it's spyware!
{The background vibrates, and everyone forms a heap in the shape of an "8" so fast that it's impossible to see them, all the characters present all scream out "AAAAAAHHHH!" or "NOOOOOOOO!!!"}
{cut back to Fett and YesIAmAnIdiot}
YESIAMANIDIOT: Greeaat. Anything else I should know? {camera moves to the right a little, and Ghostmail appears}
GHOSTMAIL: Nope!
{camera moves backwards a bit}
YESIAMANIDIOT: Alright then. {walks towards the bottom-left corner of the screen}
{cut to YesIAmAnIdiot another screen down-left, suddenly Gamexprt jumps down in front of YesIAmAnIdiot, scaring him. After a few seconds, Gamexprt starts shaking around with a thumping sound effect, and his coloring breaking out of his outline}
GAMEXPRT: {very slowly} Heeey, duuuude. Thhhee foruuums arrre gooooing reeeally slooow. Whaaat's uuup wiiith daat?
YESIAMANIDIOT: Slow forums, you say?
GAMEXPRT: Thhhe foruuums I saaaid.
{camera moves to the right revealing Ghostmail}
GHOSTMAIL: That could only mean one thing... {camera zooms in on to Ghostmail's face} YOUR COMPUTER SUCKS!
{cut to the front of Gamexprt, he is in front of a thunderstorm-esque background, and slowly falling backwards}
GAMEXPRT: uuuUUUH?
{cut back to Ghostmail, YesIAmAnIdiot, and Gamexprt at the forum background}
YESIAMANIDIOT: Wow. That was- That was really stupid.
{camera moves left to reveal Fabio}
FABIO: Hey, 'sup?
YESIAMANIDIOT: Nothing. As always.
FABIO: {in a frustrated tone} You guys are so lame. Even when you come to the forums to escape reality you still have nothing to do.
{cut to Ghostmail, his eyes show that he is angry}
GHOSTMAIL: Well why don't you come up with a topic if you're so flippin' smart!
{cut to Fabio}
FABIO: Maybe I will!
{cut to Ghostmail}
GHOSTMAIL: Good!
{cut to Fabio}
FABIO: Fine!
{cut back to Ghostmail}
GHOSTMAIL: Good!
{cut back to Fabio}
FABIO: Fine!
{cut back to Ghostmail}
GHOSTMAIL: Affirmative!
{cut back to Fabio}
FABIO: Understood!
{cut back to Ghostmail}
GHOSTMAIL: {with a smooth voice} Outta siiight!
{cut back to Fabio}
FABIO: {smooth voice} Outta miiind!
{cut to YesIAmAnIdiot}
YESIAMANIDIOT: Escape... Must get out! Must get away from homocides! {squinting} My preciousss! {stops squinting}
VOICE: Well isn't this a pleasant sight...
TRANSCRIPT INCOMPLETE
External Links
- Watch "Trivia" on Newgrounds
- View the HTML file for "Internet"
- View the Flash file for "Internet"
