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Wow! These pictures suck so bad, my eyes are burning!

Forum Stage Episode #1

Episode Description: Idiot gets warped to the BS forums, starting the webtoon that was so bad, Homestar Runner died.

Cast (in order of appearance): Zach Hinchliffe, YesIAmAnIdiot, Fabio, Bup, ZRG, Lucon, Zix, Gamexprt, MilkGod, Rya's Lover, Hundera, Fett, MegaRose, Ghostmail, Inuyasha

[edit] Transcript

Idiot: Wow, what a great day. First I get a date with a super model. Then I inherited 10 billion dollars. Then they cancel Krypto the Super Dog. It just doesn't get much better than this. I guess I'll check out what the folks of the Bonus Stage forum are up to.

(He sits down at his computer and starts reading.)

Idiot: What... they're making a web cartoon about the forums? That's retar-- AAAAAAHHH!!!!! (He is interrupted by getting struck by lighting and then gets zapped in the computer)

(Roll opening)

(Idiot is waking up on the ground)

Idiot: Owww, where am I?

(He sees Fabio looking down at him)

Fabio: Who are you?

Bup: He’s Idiot.

Idiot: No it's not, I'm--

(interrupted by Bup)

Bup: Idiot! You heard him he's an Idiot.

Fabio: OK, cool... hey, we haven’t had a new guy in a while.

Idiot: No! my name isn't--

Bup: IDIOT! IDIOT!

Idiot: (sigh) Yes... Yes, I Am An Idiot. So.... where am I?

'Fabio: The Bonus Stage Forums.

Idiot: The Bonus Stage Forums?

Fabio: Yeah....

Idiot: So. I was surfing the forums.... And I got hit by lighting so now I'm magically in the internet?

Fabio: Makes sense to me.

Idiot: (pauses for a second) Have you been educated past the 2nd grade?

Fabio: Maybe.

Idiot: I thought so. Sheesh! Good thing I wasn't on Newgrounds.

(Shows a scene with Idiot in Newgrounds.)

Idiot: Cool, this is Newgrounds. Oh-no, POPUPS!

(Giant "YOU ARE THE 1,000,00th* SITE VISITOR! YOU GET FREE XXX SPYWARE REMOVAL!" popup falls on him)

(Goes back to the forums.)

Fabio: How about I show you around?

(Cuts to YIAAI and ZRG)

ZRG: Nice to meet you.

YIAAI: What?

ZRG: Sorry. I don't know you, so I can't come up with a sarcastic retort yet.

(Cuts to YIAAI and Lucon)

Lucon: Your name is Idiot eh? Here's a pamphlet.

(hands Idiot a Pamphlet)

(Idiot reads it)

Idiot: So you wan't to be a Luconut, what it this a cult?

Lucon: maybe.....

(Cuts to YIAAI and Zix)

zlxq3000: NO ONE touches my post count.

Idiot: But I'm not an admin....

zlxq3000: NO ONE!

(Cuts to YIAAI and Gamexprt)

Gamexprt: Hey check out these awesome pictures I drew that totally suck! This one. And this one, and this one, and this one.

(Idiot's eyes catch on fire.)

(Cuts to YIAAI and MilkGod)

MilkGod: How in hell did I get dragged into this?!

YIAAI: I dunno. Magic? The interweb? A cookie?!

(Cuts to YIAAI and Rya's Lover)

Rya's Lover: IS IT SO WRONG THAT I JUST MADE OUT WITH THIS LAMPPOST WITH A PICTURE OF RYA ON IT?!

(Cuts to YIAAI and Megarose)

Megarose: Ah, Another person to be a Subject.

(Cuts to YIAAI and Fett and Hundera)

Hundera: Is it my turn to light Gamexprt on fire yet?!

Fett: NO! NOT UNTIL WEDNESDAY!

(Cuts to YIAAI and Bup)

Bup: IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! ID--- YIAAI: SHUT. UP.

(Cuts to YIAAI and Ghostmail)

Ghostmail: OoOoOoOo I'm in your mailbox!

Idiot: You sure are.

(Cuts to YIAAI and Fabio)

Fabio: I guess that leaves me. (Eyes turn all black with red anarchy symbols in them) If you call me Fabivini I’ll rip out your throat.

Idiot: Oh my god! I have to get the hell out of here.

(He starts running. He keeps running screaming AHHH for about 15 seconds till he stops to rest and he says)

Idiot: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Real Monsters. Now enough of that, time to get find a way out of here.

(It shows Bup Listing to Idiot from a distance)

Bup: Hmm... He's looking for a way out of here. That gives me an idea. A sexy idea. But I will need some assistance to sell it.

(Shows a blank screen with the various characters popping up)

Bup: Hmm, who to use. Gamexprt, Nah too retarded. Inuyasha (it shows Inuyasha) Nah too overused. Rya Person.... eh evil enough

(walks over to rya's lover)

Bup: Hey Rya's lover, I will give you a Rya doll and a slippy slide if you help me.

Rya’s Lover: Dreams do come true.

(Bup and Rya's Lover walk up to Idiot)

Bup: Hey Idiot, I heard your looking for a way out of here.

Idiot: Yeah, why?

Bup: Well it just so happens that me and Rya here know a way out. Isn’t that right Rya.

Rya's Lover: Oh yeah uh sure we totally know a way out. And I'm "Rya's Lover", not "Rya".

Idiot: REALLY?! What do I have to do?

Bup: Well collect these things on this list and well show ya.

(It goes through a sequence where Idiot is doing dangerous/pointless things like climbing the side of a mountain, trying to find the cure for cancer and etc)

(Idiot is looking down at the ground huffing and puffing)

Idiot: (Huff Huff) OK.... I got everything now what?

(It shows Bup and rya going down a slip and slide)

Idiot: I had to get all that for a slip and slide?

Bup: Yep.

(Idiot pauses angrily for a bit, then kicks Rya's Lover offscreen and throws Bup upwards. camera changes to look at bup flying upwards)

Bup: TEAM BUP'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!! *ding*

(Idiot stands there, dumbfounded for a second, then gets all big anime-eyed)

Idiot (sappy voice): ALRIGHT, NOW I CAN GET THE NEXT GYM BADGE!!!

(Shows a picture of an anime-style YIAAI running, with the BG music saying "SOMETHING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP!!!!!")

(Cut to credits)

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

• The first Forum Stage episode.
• Was written by Ghostmail & partialy Gex

[edit] Goofs

• The mouse wire that is supposed to be connected to the computer AND the mouse isn't fully connected.

[edit] Real-World References

• When YesIAmAnIdiot says the line "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! --realmonsters," it is refering to the Nickelodeon show, Ahh! Real Monsters.
• When YesIAmAnIdiot says the line "ALRIGHT, NOW I CAN GET THE NEXT GYM BADGE!!!", it is refering to the KidsWB show, Pokemon.
  • The sappy-voiced "Something about friendship" song is referring to Pokemon and other anime dubs made by that dubbing company, 4Kids Entertainment, who always makes opening songs with stuff about friendship and caring and other morals in them, as well as insert random instances of it into the episodes. The creator is known to dislike this company.

[edit] External Links

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