Scotland

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Scotland is a small planet in the vicinity of Gods arse, and is often used as a subsitute for toilet paper when god has had to much tobasco. It is a planet full of bagpipes, and small children being tortured and/or raped. Everyone hailing from this horrible place is called STOOOERT WULSON! or Sean Connery. You can sort the rapists from the guys who want to get out by splitting up Sean Connerys from Stuart Wilsons. I think we all know who the rapists are.

History

The planet Scotland isn't very old, with life evolving so fast on the planet, brains didnt have a chance to develop fully. The Scottish people havent really acheived much in their hundred years, with their inability to speak proper english, and thinking l33t is a type of vegetable. The Scottish are also INCREDIBLY lazy, and think golf is a sport. When questioned, Stuart Wilson #1, the most rape-hungry Scot, said it involved lots of strenuos exercise, from walking from hole to hole. As i told you earlier, their brains are under-developed, and therefore very uncalculating and unreasonable. The Scottish like to claim they invented golf and the bagpipes, though Golf was infact invented by the Romans, and bagpipes by the persians. Even Haggis was stolen of many different Western European countries. Scotland have a lack of originality and talent, a current crisis in the few political gatherings on the planet. These are held by people from the planet Earth, particularly the country England, as we have something they lack. An "Education".

Future

Non-Existent. With spiraling crime, and almost every rape accompanied with a kill, choldren will stop surviving into adulthood, meaning a sudden population crash.