Lazarus

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Lazarus (registered October 3, 2005) is the current Heavyweight and Crew Crowns (W/ Reign Supreme) Champion of nobodysmiling.com.

Biography

Lazarus officially registered to nobodysmiling.com October of 2005, but didn’t become active until mid 2007. Upon becoming active, Lazarus proved why he is considered one of the best on the internet and has since spent his time accumulating many titles and accolades on nobodysmiling.com.

Raging Wanderers

In May of 2007, Lazarus was informed of someone biting his friend Burden’s topical verse. Lazarus exposed the would-be felon, but not before voting, posting in threads, and signing up for the crew draft. Lazarus was picked by Lungzz and thus joined Raging Wanderers. For Lazarus’ first crew battle and battle period on Nobody Smiling, he faced Ne 1 of Natural Born Lyricists. Lazarus would prove to be victorious and win by knockout.

Lightweight Tournament

Shortly thereafter, Lazarus entered a tournament for the Lightweight belt. In the first round, Lazarus was set to face future retired Middleweight champion, Riz N, in what would be a rematch from an earlier battle on Lyric Kings that Lazarus had won. Unfortunately, Riz N failed to show up. In the second round, Lazarus was set to face veteran, Don’t Tempt Me, in what would have been the third match the two shared as they had battled previously before on Lyric Kings as well with Lazarus taking both battles, respectively. Unfortunately, again, Lazarus’ opponent failed to show up. In the finals, Lazarus’ opponent finally graced him with a battle when he faced a former Lightweight champion in SPYD. In an exciting display, Lazarus won by knockout and went on to become the new Lightweight champion thereafter.

Lightweight Title

For Lazarus’ first defense he faced SPYD in a rematch. Things would be no different this time around and Lazarus would once again win by knockout. In Lazarus’ next title defense, he faced TimeIsMoney, aka Chulo. Lazarus won by knockout here too. For Lazarus’ next title defense, he faced WOWZERS187, aka Inevitable. Lazarus won by knockout. For Lazarus’ fourth title defense, he faced The WoLveRine and won by knockout here too. For Lazarus’ fifth and final title defense, he faced ThaApexOfIllness who was and still is widely thought to be Nyvillan20yrold. In a close battle, Lazarus won by knockout becoming a retired Lightweight champion in the process.

Heavyweight Title

After Lazarus retired the Lightweight title, he was tossed right back into the mix with being placed in a Heavyweight title match against former Heavyweight champion, BLAZEInfinite. On a very lackluster Pay-Per-View card, Lazarus won the contest via knockout to become the new Heavyweight champion. Following his victory, Bones N Disease, after winning the number one contender match on the Pay-Per-View card, was considered next in line for a title shot. Lazarus grudgingly accepted his callout of eleven bars and they dueled with the title on the line. In a very heated and tense battle of great proportions, Lazarus edged out the victory by 5-3 majority decision. The battle was so exciting, that it was inducted into the Hall Of Fame shortly after. But Lazarus’ next battle proved to be even more epic, when he took on NBS’s widely considered greatest of all time in Hall Of Fame legend, Nyvillan20yrold. In a very close and legendary battle, it would be Villan that would hand Lazarus his one and only loss ever on nobodysmiling.com, thus ending his shortlived reign, taking the gold-plated item of desire with him in his wake.

The Comeback

After being defeated, uncrowned, and dethroned, Lazarus would go on a killing spree in hopes to one day reach another title shot. In his first battle after the loss, he would take on former Heavyweight champion, VizualEYEZ, and go on to win by knockout. Afterwards, VizualEYEZ entered rehabilitation. For Lazarus’ next match, he would face future Cruiserweight champion, JuliaS, & Keith Aimz in a Crew Crowns championship match between Reign Supreme and GAME. What turned out to be a closer battle than expected ended up to be another knockout victory for Lazarus. After that, Lazarus faced Hall Of Fame legend, icyman09, in what would be a rematch from an earlier battle they had had on Holla Front where Lazarus took it. In what was a close battle that ended in a 5-2 decision, Lazarus would go on to make the score 2-0 between them, with him still in the lead. Hot off the win over the Hall Of Famer, Lazarus rematched with rival Bones N Disease. Lazarus made sure to crush Bones’ hopes in this match and won by KO to send him a message. For Lazarus’ final battle before going for the belt, he faced Finesse. ‘Ness proved to be as war-tested as any other wily old veteran and made it a close battle that Lazarus would go on to win by KO.

March Madness

In March of 2008, March Madness, a tournament for the Heavyweight, Cruiserweight, and Middleweight titles, was held. At the beginning of the tournament, VizualEYEZ was set to run it through it’s course, but later was side-tracked when he had to go to rehabilitation. Lazarus, being the natural leader that he is, stepped up and took the initiative. In the first round of the tournament, now run by himself, Lazarus was set to face LaZy ThE DrEaMeR. Unfortunately, LaZy proved to be unreliable and no showed appropriately. Following the shameful display of cowardice, Lazarus faced the veteran known as Fracture. In a very close battle, Lazarus would go on to knockout Fracture and advance to the next round of the tournament. The next round, which was slated to be the semi-finals featuring Lazarus, Dominate, JuliaS, & Oh My Its Diso became the final when Dominate decided to exit, possibly out of fear of Lazarus considering he had been trumped earlier by him on IHH. Thus, with the titles at stake, Lazarus went on to defeat JuliaS and Oh My Its Diso by TKO to earn himself the Heavyweight title again and become a two-time Vet Champion.

Second Reign

After the March Madness tournament, Lazarus was set to defend his title against long-time veteran, Epic_86. Unfortunately, Epic wasn’t able to show and the battle never went down. Disappointed with the trainwreck result, Lazarus put his belt on the line against the only man who had defeated him in 17 battles in Nyvillan20yrold. In a rematch of epic proportions, it was Lazarus this time who walked away as the victor by 5-2 decision, with his gold-plated belt wrapped tightly around his war-torn waist.

Achievements

Awards Won: Best Heavyweight Battler, Second Best Heavyweight Battler, Second Best Middleweight Battler, Most Consistent Battler x2, Second Best Punches x2, Second Best Personals x2, Best Metaphores, Second Best Metaphores, Best Similies, Second Best Similies, Best Wordplay, Second Best Wordplay, Best Wording, Second Best Wording, Second Best Multies, Best Crew x2, Third Best Voter, Best Battler Overall, Second Best Battler Overall, Third Most Consistent Keystylist, Second Best Keystyle, Third Best Keystyle, Best Collaborative Keystyle, Second Best Collaborative Keystyle, Best Flow, Best Multies, Best Imagery, Best Vocabulary, Second Best Feedback, Second Most Creative Keystylist, Best Keystylist Battler, Best Keystylist Overall.

Title Reigns: Heavyweight Championship x2, Lightweight Championship (Retired), Crew Crowns Championship (W/ Reign Supreme).

Tournaments Championed: March Madness Tournament, Crew Crowns Tournament, Lightweight Tournament.

Hall Of Fame Honors: Battle x2 (Vs Bones N Disease & Nyvillan20yrold).

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