Barbara Andrews

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[edit] Barbara Andrews

Barbara Andrews (Josh Ruben) is Ameriwow's very own "Chief Ad Wizard" with the original HP "Picture Book" idea under his belt. Of course, his inclusion of perverse and violent imagery in it's original form as seen in "Picture Picture" received negative response from his co-workers and forced himself into isolation... that is, until best friend and colleague Genediah Shortbox came along to cheer him up with a dance party in "September". Barbara can also be seen in "Ameriwow 360", playing an imaginary X-Box with Mr. Shortbox. The pair have been known to have uncannily long Goldeneye tournaments, settings on "Power Weapons" and "License to Kill". So far, all records are tied.

It's implied Barbara has a few skeletons in his closet, which will surely be revealed in Ameriwow webisodes soon to come. He's French Canadian, a terrible speller and sometimes, when his car won't start, he gets really, really frustrated. So much, in fact, he has to masturbate in the back seat to calm himself down.