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"I like rooks cuz they're like... on the edge. And that's where I am." - Simon Fishel, 'Chess Bus'
"Not even your fucking mother!"(eats a marshmellow off a stick) - Claw
"I fucked Chuck Norris star of Sideways and Paul Giovani star of Sidekicks" - Old Man Josh, 'Old Men and Leftovers'
"...and I'm not just like, happy gay. I'm like 'spit-on-the-hand-put-it-up-the-butt' gay." - Pre-Zombie Ted, 'Surprise Party'
"Fuck him up, Dunc! Fuck. Him. Up." - Kevin Lawler, 'The Duncan Project'
"I birthed him out of my feminine vagina" - Arta Fishel, 'Chess Bus'
"What Smallworth failed to realize is that Vietnam War movies just weren't popular...in 1896." - Oliver St. Croix, 'A History of Film'
"It doesn't come off, you prick. Now turn to page 2." - Sammy, 'Chimney Sweeps'
"Charles Fucking Grodin! Now that I remember I feel like such a douche bag!" -Gay Assassins
"You want me to fuck you?" -Elaine in 'ARMY'
"I got my human stain all over Sting in Spain" - Old Men Sam, 'Old Men and Leftovers'
"You chased me down the street with a SWORD, Joe!" - Walter, 'Billie Sue'
"New comments, new picture comments, new messages. I am blowing up!" -Pildren, "Zarnia"
"You have Brontosaurus Girl, which for the audience is about the girl you can never have and for Saturday is about a Brontosaurus." -Ken Lundy, "Saturday Garson: Dino Crooner"
"I'm a superhero. Goodnight." -Superhero, "Kindred Horse High"
"What?!? I'll cut you like I cut my mama!" -Ghetto Kid, "Chimney Sweeps"
"I'm forty." -Jon the Cow, "Apartment 2: Brainstorming"
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