Picture, Picture

Dutch Westerners: Josh Ruben, Sam Reich, Elaine Carroll, Vincent Peone
Written and directed by Sam Reich and Josh Ruben

This is where it begins. The first webisode. Loosely based on the HP PictureBook commercials of the early 2000's, AmeriWow employee Barbara Andrews put forth a presentation to his peers that they will never forget. So much for the creative process.

Shortbox's Shortcomings

Dutch Westerners: Sam Reich, Matt Moore
Written and directed by Sam Reich

Maybe it's stress in the workplace, but Genediah Shortbox is acting wierd.

September

Dutch Westerners: Josh Ruben, Sam Reich, Elaine Carroll, Matt Moore
Written and Directed by Sam Reich and Josh Ruben

Barbara Andrews is feeling a bit down today. He doesn't think his presentation went over well with the others at the boardroom meeting. Don't dispare. Genediah Shortbox is here to cheer everyone up with song, dance, and ghost sandwiches. This is considered Dutch West most popular webisode due to its wacky humor, infectious music (thanks to Earth, Wind, and Fire), and off-the-wall choreography.

Ameriwow 360

Dutch Westerners: Sam Reich, Josh Ruben and Matt Moore.
Written and directed by Sam Reich and Josh Ruben.

A peek into Ameriwow headquarters during the Xbox crisis of December, 2005.

Jessica Delfino

Everybody wants to be famous. What do you do when you don't have fame? You sing a song about it. One of four WhiteBox Sessions (Inspired by the late Richard Avedon and produced in cooperation with Dayspace) available at Dutchwest, Jessica Delfino shares her thoughts on fame and how to obtain it.

Robert Reich

The former Labor Secretary gives a candid opinion of Bush in our vacant studio.

Jonathan Arons

Dancing trombonist Jonathan Arons leads us through "Come Fly With Me" in white space. With a special appearance by Dre Mazzenga as the confused girl in pink. (Dre also appears in Chess Bus, Kindred Horse High and September)

Rachael Yamagata

Rachael Yamagata plays "Ode To" from her album "Happenstance" in our minimalist setting.

Old Men and Voiceovers

Dutch Westerners: Vincent Peone, Matt Moore, Sam Reich, Elaine Carroll, Josh Ruben
Written and directed by Sam Reich and Josh Ruben

Over the threat of losing all they own over the use of the groups previous name, ITV, The Dutch Westerners have a meeting on what to do about getting a new name. Josh wants to vote on one quick before he is relegated to doing commercial voiceovers with Sam for the rest of his life.

Dutch West

Dutch Westerners: Elaine Carroll, Matt Moore, Vincent Peone, Sam Reich, Josh Ruben
Written and directed by Dutch West

The newly-retitled Dutch Westerners brainstorm sketch ideas. The introduction of Jon the Cow.

Terms and Conditions

Dutch Westerners: Elaine Carroll, Matt Moore, Vincent Peone, Sam Reich and Josh Ruben.
Written by Dutch West. Directed by Dutch West and Jordan Hall.

The Dutch Westerners are broke, but the parents will pitch in for some artistic control.

Christmahanukwanza

Dutch Westerners: Matt Moore, Elaine Carroll, Sam Reich, Josh Ruben, Vincent Peone
Written and directed by Sam Reich
"Muppet Abortions Reaction" written by Matt Moore

The Dutch Westerners are on the edge of despair and Brooklyn, but hey: it's Christmas!

Chess Bus

Dutch Westerners: Elaine Carroll, Josh Ruben, Vincent Peone, Matt Moore
Written and directed by Elaine Carroll

It isnt easy being 13. In a time where everything you do seems weird to most, what do you do to combat those feelings of awkwardness? You play chess. A parody of the all too famous internet Gonzo series Bang Bus, Chess Bus fulfills the fantasies of one Simon Fishel as he combats loneliness, unpopularity and the love of his (femininely rugged) mother, Arta.

Nag Rock

Dutch Westerners: Matt Moore, Sam Reich, Josh Ruben, Elaine Carroll, Vincent Peone
Written and directed by Matt Moore

Its easy to forget how much our parents tried thier best to make sure we grew up with secure, safe lives when we move out on our own. You lose all the common sense that was drilled into your head as soon as you step out into the world. But there's hope for us! Whenever we lose our way and can't find the right direction to go, we have Nag Rock to lead us back. You don't have to like it but it's the truth, and you have to hear it.

Nostro the Moose

Dutch Westerners: Josh Ruben.
Written and directed by Josh Ruben.

Here is a clip from the late late night talk show 'Lay Nigh with Benezbela'. Someday, Benezbela will have his own sketch. Someday.

The Duncan Project

Dutch Westerners: Elaine Carroll, Matt Moore, Josh Ruben and Sam Reich
Written and directed by Matt Moore, Josh Ruben and Elaine Carroll

The story of a brave young man, and his retard friend Duncan.

American Vikings

Dutch Westerners: Sam Reich, Vincent Peone, Josh Ruben, Matt Moore, Elaine Carroll
Written and directed by Sam Reich

What makes a viking: standing strong in the face of danger, or your woolly vest and scaly pants?

A History of Film

Dutch Westerners: Josh Ruben, Matt Moore, Sam Reich
Written by Matt Moore
Directed by Travis Satten

Dutch West explores the hypothetical history of Angus Smallworth, 1890's independent filmmaker.

Kindred Horse High

Dutch Westerners: Elaine Carroll, Vincent Peone, Matt Moore, Sam Reich, Josh Ruben
Written and directed by Josh Ruben

Now that the cat's out of the bag, we can say it: the bloodiest fucking 1950's prom ever.

Water Balloon Fight

Dutch Westerners: Elaine Carroll, Matt Moore, Vincent Peone, Sam Reich, Josh Ruben.
Written and directed by Dutch West.

A promotional stint for College Humor now seen by over five million people. A water balloon fight gets antisemetic.

Claw

Dutch Westerners: Josh Ruben, Elaine Carroll, Sam Reich, Matt Moore. Also starring Jordan Hall.
Written and directed by Josh Ruben.

A mock, scary television pilot and Elaine's favorite thing we've ever filmed.

Billy Sue is Not My Lover

Dutch Westerners: Vincent Peone, Matt Moore and Sam Reich.
Written and directed by Elaine Carroll

Joe and Walter are best friends. Leave it to a feline to come between them.

Gina Seeking

Dutch Westerners: Matt Moore, Sam Reich, Josh Ruben, Vincent Peone, Elaine Carroll
Written and directed by Sam Reich and Josh Ruben

There are one million men in Manhattan. How many will Gina date before she finds Mr. Right?

Chimney Sweeps

Dutch Westerners: Vincent Peone, Matt Moore, Sam Reich and Elaine Carroll
Written by Elaine Carroll. Directed by Josh Ruben

Its important to get a good education. Life demands that you prepare well for the future. Before you head into your favorite college or technical school, you have to take your SATs. The Chimney Sweeps teach SAT prep at an inner-city high school but things take a bit of a turn for the worse. The kids think they are in blackface.

Old Men and Leftovers

Dutch Westerners: Sam Reich, Josh Ruben and Vincent Peone.
Written and directed by Sam Reich and Josh Ruben.

The Old Men are back in our most anticipated sequel ever, and they're fuckin' celebrities. Spend an evening with Old Man Sam and Old Man Josh and learn of thier torrid love affairs over leftover dinner. Guess starring Mr. Kitty.

Twelve Step Turbo

Dutch Westerners: Matt Moore, Vincent Peone, Elaine Carroll, Sam Reich.
Written by Matt Moore. Directed by Sam Reich.

Rehab's fine, but you don't have the time. Time to sober up... on the dime! The fastest 12-step program ever.

Surprise Party

Dutch Westerners: Josh Ruben, Matt Moore, Elaine Carroll and Sam Reich.
Written and directed by Vincent Peone.

There is one in every group of friends. That one guy or girl that seems to take the spotlight in every party or get together. The one that wants to one-up you at your most important moment. Meet Ted. Ted has a habit of showing up Greg at his surprise parties. A lot. Ted is having life issues and wants to share it with his friends even when its impossible for him to do so.

Pizza Time

Dutch Westerners: Matt Moore, Josh Ruben and Elaine Carroll.
Written by Matt Moore. Directed by Sam Reich.

Michael didn't order pizza, and he certainly didn't expect to have to babysit a bipolar Mexican with brain cancer.

Street Magic

Dutch Westerners: Sam Reich, Vincent Peone, Matt Moore.
Written by Sam Reich. Directed by Elaine Carroll.

Real people, real reactions. Blonathan Pars may be confused as to the real definition of magic.

Subtle Difference

Dutch Westerners: Vincent Peone and Elaine Carroll.
Written and directed by Josh Ruben.

"Jesus, Bill, it's not called drastic change!" A parody of Calvin Klein perfume ads.

Natural Born Killers

Dutch Westerners: Sam Reich and Josh Ruben
Written and directed by Sam Reich and Josh Ruben.

Let's hear it for diversity in the workplace.

Timeless Talent

Dutch Westerners: Matt Moore, Vincent Peone, Sam Reich
Written and directed by Matt Moore.

Meet the talent agent that represented some of your favorite historical figures.

Rollout Piano

Dutch Westerners: Elaine Carroll, Josh Ruben, Matt Moore. Also starring Stephanie Altholz.
Written by Matt Moore. Directed by Sam Reich.

A rollout piano fails to bring a family closer together. Click to watch exactly this.

Army

Dutch Westerners: Elaine Carroll, Josh Ruben and Vincent Peone.
Written by Josh Ruben. Directed by Sam Reich.

A Dutch West PSA.

Germaine Derby

Starring Germaine the Hedgehog.
Written and directed by Dutch West.

We felt bad we hadn't posted anything in a while. Introducing Matt's hedgehog.

Saturday Garson: Dino Crooner

Dutch Westerners: Vincent Peone, Elaine Carroll, Sam Reich, and Josh Ruben
Written and directed by Vincent Peone

Inspiration can come from the strangest places. Such is the strange and musical life of Saturday Garson. Audiences listening to his collection of ballads can look upon his words as metaphors for lives, loves, and passions. Saturday has a different view of life, that of the Dinosaur.

Calling On Nature

Exactly what the title says...

The HP Pitch

The HP presentation Barbara Andrews showed to Shortbox and Co.

Chess Bus Trailer

The Chess Bus Trailer in its entierty.

ITV Eulogy

Matt says goodbye to Dutch West's previous name.

Under New Management

Unused Nag Rock footage. A strip club abruptly comes under new management.

Of Mice and Duncan

Extended scene of Duncan's destructive power.

Taxicab: Extended Edition

Plenty of unused taxicab from "Apt. 2."

Gina Seeking B roll

Extended scenes of Gina's blind dates.

Old Men and Leftovers B roll

Unused statements of affections.